Today's Diddy Games

[afc1903mad]

support someone flailing aboot in 660,253.09 gallons* of chlorinated water in which they've all probably had a sly pish.

I'm not a fan, in case you wondered.

* I checked that

.09 gallons is pretty specific.
Does that take into account the sly p!sh's that some may have had?

[Pacman1903]

I don't support the Scottish national fitba team and never have

I love seeing Andy Murray getting knocked oot of Wimbledon

Colin Montgomerie is a bellend

Katherine Grainger can sink for all I care

Scotland rugby fans are some of the most moronic drunken ****s ive ever came across so the team can piss off

Rowdy Roddy Piper wasnae even Scottish

Coulthard crashing was always a laugh

I also enjoyed seeing the tears when the womens curling team got sent packing in the olympics

Im also sure Leslie Balfour-Melville was a walloper too


Over patriotism bugs me.

[donsdaft]

.09 gallons is pretty specific

You underestimate vintage.
He's looked it up but the answer was in litres, so he's converted it to gallons.

[Jackjarvis]

I hate being assailed from all sides by kiltie patriots pishing their pants, or allowing the stream to run down their legs as they are tough fearless warriors for whom pants are an English aberration and a sign of latent gender-bending (you're wearing a skirt, for ****'s sake), just because there are people representing "Scotland".

It's like when everyone seems to become an expert on curling and there are demands to do one's patriotic duty and back "ourbrave lassies" even the one that looks like Colin Hendry; or swimming, where someone goes for a dook with a saltire sewn on to their dookers and there are calls to watch and support someone flailing aboot in 660,253.09 gallons* of chlorinated water in which they've all probably had a sly pish.

I'm not a fan, in case you wondered.

* I checked that

Curling is a nice pastime, well, I’ve always enjoyed it with the customary dram every 2nd end.

Swimming, well not my cup of tea, whether any of the competitors have a pish I could not comment.

Golf, well, that is a sport I can relate to and we have produced some excellent players of note, much like football.

SF

[Aldo1983]

Rowdy Roddy Piper wasnae even Scottish

Too far ya ****.

[57vintage]

You underestimate vintage.
He's looked it up but the answer was in litres, so he's converted it to gallons.

Not at all. As a good European and internationalist, I naturally sought the litreage, but my source provided it in gallons, which was a surprise.

I have not taken account volume increase through added participant pish, but assume that there would be a very close correlation with the reduction in volume due to absorption via the dookers, especially in the strengthened dooker gussets of quine swimmers reluctant to risk the sipin-weet camel toe-fanny show beloved of perverted cameramen.

"Volume
Olympic-size swimming pool are approximately 50 m or 164 feet in length, 25 m or 82 feet in width, and 2 m or 6 feet in depth. These measurements create a surface area of 13,454.72 square feet and a volume of 88,263 cubic feet. The pool has 660,253.09 gallons of water, which equals about 5,511,556 lbs."

https://www.livestrong.com/article/3...swimming-pool/

[afc1903mad]

You underestimate vintage.
He's looked it up but the answer was in litres, so he's converted it to gallons.

Nah, the correct answer was in gallons.
Vintage is correct.
Big Woosh on missing the pant p!shers reference

Does that take into account the sly p!sh's that some may have had?

[Aldo1983]

Nah, the correct answer was in gallons.
Vintage is correct.
Big Woosh on missing the pant p!shers reference

Any good pant pisher will tell you that their super duper incontinence pants would soak up the pish, avoiding any leakage into the pool.

The 0.9 was probably slavers from the almost empty happy clappy ferry.

[Kilgore trout]

I don't support the Scottish national fitba team and never have

I love seeing Andy Murray getting knocked oot of Wimbledon

Colin Montgomerie is a bellend

Katherine Grainger can sink for all I care

Scotland rugby fans are some of the most moronic drunken ****s ive ever came across so the team can piss off

Rowdy Roddy Piper wasnae even Scottish

Coulthard crashing was always a laugh

I also enjoyed seeing the tears when the womens curling team got sent packing in the olympics

Im also sure Leslie Balfour-Melville was a walloper too


Over patriotism bugs me.

Over patriotism is that a Donald Trump phrase ?
Christ Pac that post is just crazy. There is a big difference in not actively supporting Scottish teams and sports people and your position which would appear to be actually wanting to see them lose.I

I tried to watch the wifies fitba . Gave up it wisna for me .personally I thought the standard compared to men's football was pitiful. But as has already been said it's not comparing like for Iike.

If other people want to watch it it's up to them.

[Pacman1903]

Over patriotism is that a Donald Trump phrase ?
Christ Pac that post is just crazy. There is a big difference in not actively supporting Scottish teams and sports people and your position which would appear to be actually wanting to see them lose.I

I tried to watch the wifies fitba . Gave up it wisna for me .personally I thought the standard compared to men's football was pitiful. But as has already been said it's not comparing like for Iike.

If other people want to watch it it's up to them.

Not picking up in the jest in the post. Rowdy Roddy and Leslie Balfour-Melville were a give away

I however have never supported Scotland in fitba, Monty is a bellend and I have had the misfortune of being surrounded by Scotland rugby fans on numerous occasions who were all drunken knobs

Tennis is full of drugs so dinna watch I

Never watched rowing in my puff

Stopped watching F1 after Senna died so missed Coulthard

Curling, no thanks (did Stevie May actually pump Eve Muirhead?)



Over patriotism or bandwagon jumping. Whatever you want to call it. I don't get it