O/T A Story.

[CASPER-64-FRANK]

It’s mine says a voice from the back he’s called multi.
And my name is mike miller.
YAK asks who’s that with you?
Mike millers says it’s....

another multi...
It’s full of them in here...
and they all drink Lambrini and eat pork scratchings..🥃...🍺

[millavanilla]

Then in walks kempo, 2 minutes later Anastasiacrabapple turns up..kempo looks and says .."you cant ...

[CASPER-64-FRANK]

Then in walks kempo, 2 minutes later Anastasiacrabapple turns up..kempo looks and says .."you cant ...

build boats by any chance ? I could do with a new.....

[villamiller]

build boats by any chance ? I could do with a new.....

Pair of kegs for my head .....by the way I started at rgs in 196............

[Godsend.F.C.]

John2 but he’s leaving in a minute for his appointment at the acupuncturist then his bible class. Just then, in walks....

..two guys both wearing hiking boots, one has a joke book under his arm.
They introduce themselves to millmoormagic as Brin and sota.
Brin buys the beer and sota says shall we order one for wendun just in case ?
Brin says no, it will go flat before he gets here...

[CASPER-64-FRANK]

you are Casper says Yak there’s the £100 handsome Pocket owes you and he’s sent an extra £50.
Casp being the very generous person he is decides to buy a round of drinks for everyone. Lambrini Spritzers all round, a bowl of water and a bag of pork scratchings for Mikemillers multi....

[Shark27]

The pub was buzzing, Mike Miller was getting his usual abuse for wearing his 1993 Sheffield Wednesday shirt but at the table in the corner Gary Lineker hisses sarcastically at perigord and millertop “what a surprise to see you two here, now who is going to tell me where it is?”. Millertop replied, lips quivering “where what is?” A furious lineker banged his fist on the table “where is my f##king......

[CASPER-64-FRANK]

...cheese and onion crisps !
Magic said with a loud voice “ we don’t sell crisps, we only sell pork scratchings and they’re for multi the dog “
If you’re hungry there’s a burger bar close by called Popeyes, well recommended by silly-miller and grist and quite a few other meat lovers...

[Godsend.F.C.]

...cheese and onion crisps !
Magic said with a loud voice “ we don’t sell crisps, we only sell pork scratchings and they’re for multi the dog “
If you’re hungry there’s a burger bar close by called Popeyes, well recommended by silly-miller and grist and quite a few other meat lovers...

...of quizzes should enjoy tonight’s Sports Quiz announces Magic.
A guy in the corner with a gnome under his arm and feeding multi asks what the prize is.
First prize is a match day ticket for Sheffield Wednesday, bonus is you will be sat next to Tango.
No thanks says the guy in the corner with the gnome under his arm, I already have a season ticket for Hillsboro and I don’t like Tango I prefer Lambrini.....

[sota]

..two guys both wearing hiking boots, one has a joke book under his arm.
They introduce themselves to millmoormagic as Brin and sota.
Brin buys the beer and sota says shall we order one for wendun just in case ?
Brin says no, it will go flat before he gets here...

....so let's down these pints quick, catch one of Roly's friends' taxis to the Brecks, find out which room he's in and then ....