O/T A Story.

[rileyev.the.third]

But I'm looking for a new keeper. Kempo pipes straight up and says I was a reyt keeper back in the day exactly at the same time as dropping his comb on the floor, he'd just combed over his thinning mop. Damn and blast he blurts out. Can someone lend me a ........

[Pocket rocket]

Tenner these stupid shares and profit schemes I’ve been advocating has cost me thousands.
You should have got one of these said a voice from the bar......

[Lolmorgan]

A giro card money in the pocket every week,I will buy you a drink out of my giro if you are that hard up & what’s with the pants on your head.Kempo refuses & says .......

[rileyev.the.third]

That's awfully kind of but I could never let one of the lower orders by me a drink out of their benefits. You'll no doubt need that money to keep you in cigarettes, drugs, alcohol and no doubt pay your monthly Sky TV bill. Tell me young man, is there an old battered 3 piece suite sitting proudly in your front garden and any old prams. The man says listen here you pompous old git my name is...........

[Lolmorgan]

Rashid I have a 4 bedroom detached house in broom a corner shop & a restaurant in town I drive a top of the range BMW, I studied social security benefits at Thomas Rotherham College.So I say to you ...

[rileyev.the.third]

Dumarakuka you cretinous pill0ck. With that kempo turns round as he can hear a couple bickering. He's sees Riley having a heated discussion with a very attractive lady. The lady says to Riley, darling they're called tea cakes not bread cakes, to which Riley replies, look love tea cakes have fruit in em and ya eat them on a Sunday teatime toasted. The things you put cheese n ham on are called bread cakes. He then says lads tell her ffs. Animallittle steps forward and says.....

[millavanilla]

Dumarakuka you cretinous pill0ck. With that kempo turns round as he can hear a couple bickering. He's sees Riley having a heated discussion with a very attractive lady. The lady says to Riley, darling they're called tea cakes not bread cakes, to which Riley replies, look love tea cakes have fruit in em and ya eat them on a Sunday teatime toasted. The things you put cheese n ham on are called bread cakes. He then says lads tell her ffs. Animallittle steps forward and says.....

"not bothered about bread cakes, much rather have a pork pie from percy's in jump"...

[CAMiller]

After carefully observing all these events, an odious looking character in a sheepskin coat steps out of the shadows and approaches the bar. My name is Lee and I have an idea. Why don't we.....

[crashbang]

After carefully observing all these events, an odious looking character in a sheepskin coat steps out of the shadows and approaches the bar. My name is Lee and I have an idea. Why don't we.....

Ignore crash and have a whip round for my retirement fund. If enough left over we could hire a ...........

[rileyev.the.third]

Elvis impersonator for the Christmas do. That carpenter that doubled up as a David Bowie tribute act (Ziggy Sawdust) last year was rubbish. A guy in the background stood up, he was dressed in Choirboy robes and said " Brothers my name is IBS and I think we should go down a more traditional route this Christmas and hIre Zippy who is an absolutely brilliant. ...........