O/T A Story.

[mellowmiller]

....luckily Pocket walked in and TFA was distracted by his sheer beauty. "I'm not gay or anything said TFA but when Pocket does his two one thing, I just can't help myself and.....

[Hazza Has A Gazza]

....luckily Pocket walked in and TFA was distracted by his sheer beauty. "I'm not gay or anything said TFA but when Pocket does his two one thing, I just can't help myself and.....

..head straight out to the public gents toilets in All Saints Square dressed in women's clothes, and wait for some action". After 10 minutes, TFA hears a voice outside the door. "20 pence for a piss?! Sling thi 'ook! I'll piss against a lamppost" says the voice. Curious, TFA pops his bewigged head out of the door and is delighted to discover the voice belongs to...

[rileyev.the.third]

Bigrich. I didn't get where I am today paying for a p1ss ffs. I've been up in the air taking photos of the NYS all day for the lads to see a half empty stadium since Warnies tactics have kicked in. Anyway I'm off now to take some shots of Hillsborough for my mate Tango. He's trying to say Hillsborough is one of the best.............

[mellowmiller]

Bigrich. I didn't get where I am today paying for a p1ss ffs. I've been up in the air taking photos of the NYS all day for the lads to see a half empty stadium since Warnies tactics have kicked in. Anyway I'm off now to take some shots of Hillsborough for my mate Tango. He's trying to say Hillsborough is one of the best.............

.....collections of stained corrugated asbestos in the western world. I don't know if I'll be able to get any decent photos because of all those bloody pillars. Oh hang on, Pocket's just gone onto trap 2. He's bloody gorgeous and I wonder if he'll......

[Yak]

Tell us where he’s had his hair done?
He was just starting to explain where he gets his football knowledge from when a big bag of crisps hit him on the head. Everyone looking startled this voice says that’s for giving me .....

[Lolmorgan]

A bag of Seabrooks crisps,don’t to know owt about crisps.Pocket replies......

[rileyev.the.third]

but in my opinion Seabrook salt and vinegar are the best crisps out there. Pocket turns to Kempo and said do you agree kemps. Kempo said tbh Pocket I don't eat crisps, that's a working class snack, I prefer something a bit more refined. Millmoormagic pipes up and says what like ya stuck up toss pot. Before Kempo can reply an old man in a long raincoat walks towards Magic and says, my name is Zilzal and Kempo likes to nibble on...............

[Hazza Has A Gazza]

but in my opinion Seabrook salt and vinegar are the best crisps out there. Pocket turns to Kempo and said do you agree kemps. Kempo said tbh Pocket I don't eat crisps, that's a working class snack, I prefer something a bit more refined. Millmoormagic pipes up and says what like ya stuck up toss pot. Before Kempo can reply an old man in a long raincoat walks towards Magic and says, my name is Zilzal and Kempo likes to nibble on...............

....my toenail clippings. Flavoursome and full of protein" says Zilzal, before accidentally catching a glimpse of himself in a nearby reflective surface and seeing...

[Lolmorgan]

Nothing,no image,no shadow,nothing.Zilzal says to Kempo is it true then I am.......

[Hazza Has A Gazza]

...the egg man, we are the egg men, and I am the walrus?" Kempo slaps himself round the chops. " pull thi sen together Zil ffs, we're in public!" he says, brazenly, while in the background a man with a beret and a garland of fresh garlic around his neck whispers down the phone to Zippy the hitman." oui, eet eez defonutly eem". "Oreyt" says Zip, "let's....