Clarkson Never a dull moment


Jeremy Clarkson tears into Labour and says he’d rather vote for his dog than Keir Starmer
The TV presenter turned farmer said the party wants "open borders, zero growth and everyone living in a bucket of shame".


Jeremy Clarkson has ripped into Keir Starmer and his party declaring he’d rather vote for his dog.

The typically to the point former Top Gear presenter turned farmer had a lot to say about the upcoming General Election in his latest column.

Clarkson, who stars in Clarkson’s Farm chronicling his life in Chipping Norton in West Oxfordshire, talked about how he could see some appeal in all the main parties - except Labour.

He said he was “struggling to work out” which way he should vote but gave a rundown of how he could understand why people would back the Lib Dems, Reform, Greens and - although disparaging about the party - The Conservatives.

However he then added he “cannot find a single redeeming feature” about the Labour Party saying that “not a single candidate has said one word” that he agrees with in his column for The Sun.


Clarkson slammed Labour for a range of issues - including tax
He wrote: “They want open borders, zero growth and everyone living in a bucket of shame because their great great grandad once bought a hairbrush that had possibly been made by slaves.

“Their manifesto contains just 87 words on farming. Which, when translated into English basically say: ‘We hate you, you meat-eating rural halfwits.’”

His main gripe is over the possibility that Labour will introduce inheritance tax on farm land which Clarkson argues means that in 20 years there’ll be no farm land left in the UK - and is furious that people face the possibility of having hard-earned savings given to those who “haven’t worked at all.”

He added that he’d “rather vote for my dog than Sir Starmer’s merry bunch of ideological nincompoops”.