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24-02-2025, 06:07 PM #1
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25-02-2025, 08:17 AM #2
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I don't think we're talking "hands up" here Sith
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25-02-2025, 01:03 PM #3
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lol, true. Originally Posted by MadAmster
I don't think we're talking "hands up" here Sith
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25-02-2025, 01:33 PM #4
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I only recently found out that "knees up Mother Brown" doesn't refer to a seksual position.
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26-02-2025, 10:22 AM #5
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I rang the drugs line this morning. The pre recorded message started with "if you want to speak about cannabis, press the # key"
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27-02-2025, 04:45 PM #6
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I was looking for a pregnant Barbie in Hamleys yesterday. There wasn't any, as apprently Ken came in another box.
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28-02-2025, 03:22 PM #7
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I recently came into a lot of money, which was totally unexpected, as I was aiming for the sink.
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03-03-2025, 09:12 AM #8
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Got an ad on my FB feed today from an internet provider advertising their fibre optic services. The staff member they used in the ad was a chap called Amish
True story, BTW.
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03-03-2025, 11:26 AM #9
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Just seen this one which may stretch forum rules so please delete, Andy, if so.
Daughter "Mum, can you get pregnant from anal***"
Mum "Of course you can dear, where do you think Keir Starmer came from'
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03-03-2025, 12:00 PM #10
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A friend of mine from Eindhoven phoned and asked if he could asl me a question.
I said "of course, Go Ahead"
He hung up.
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