Just flicking between the US Masters and the England v Brazil Ladies game and Emma Hayes is co-commentating.

For those of you who do not know who she is, she is the extremely gobby Chelsea Ladies manager and gets more than her fair share of commentating on all things football.

Gems so far this evening, "England need this sort of game against a team who are good in transition". "England are suffering at present because of their lack of inversion".

"The England defence are struggling in their own third because the girls from Brazil are much better in transition".

Incidentally, it was 1-0 for England at half-time and also had what looked like a perfectly good goal chalked off for offside.

Shut up Emma FFS!