Rangers Then, Sevco Now, Scotland's Shame Forever....

[Mason89]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBzSFtQdXpM

Alien space hoppers fly too. Here’s the proof

https://youtu.be/DTbXBTkImu4

[nice1simmy]

Yeah, I walked by a nesting swan the other day. You often see them up trees. Flying swans, whatever next

I've got a flying swan that comes and visits me in my igloo up north,same swan everyday and he does indeed fly in and fly away once i've fed him whatever i manage to catch through the hole i make in the ice

[Mason89]

I take it the hole in the ice is made from when the fat b’stard tries to land?

[nice1simmy]

I take it the hole in the ice is made from when the fat b’stard tries to land?

Aye he's a clever c@nt

[Devanha Red]

Yeah, I walked by a nesting swan the other day. You often see them up trees. Flying swans, whatever next

Flying crows, magpies, eagles, maybe even puffins trying to desperately fly off cliffs to escape mad aberdonians with rubber gloves on.

Of course swans can fly ffs 😄

[NaeMairNeeps]

Mair chance o' seein' a fυckin dodo fly than seein' a thread on this forum stay on topic these days! .... and afore ye start, at least the mention o' the word 'dodo' has some tiny smidgin o' relevance tae the thread title.

[afc1903mad]

Funny as always NMN

[Aldo1983]

Anyone met an Albatross before? Big ****s.

[Devanha Red]

Anyone met an Albatross before? Big ****s.

Thankfully I haven't. Isn't "meeting" an albatross a bad omen. A sign of impending doom.

[57vintage]

Thankfully I haven't. Isn't "meeting" an albatross a bad omen. A sign of impending doom.

No, that's Albert Ross, although he is a big fecker right enough. You don't want to owe him fifty quid.

[kb_don]

I wouldnae fu ck wi a swan.

Would you toss it?

[RED_JOHN]

Would you toss it?

Only if he ran out of puffins

[57vintage]

Gran'paw Broon's wizened aul stroop

Wrong thread. ****ing eejit.

[redscot]

Never mind

[The_Moog]

Flying crows, magpies, eagles, maybe even puffins trying to desperately fly off cliffs to escape mad aberdonians with rubber gloves on.

Of course swans can fly ffs ��

We Puffin tossers shouldn't be too hard on Mason - It's very likely that Swans, like all those traditional industries that were the only reason for it to exist in the first place, have probably not been seen in Dumbarton for many years...