Today's Diddy Games

[Donanddusted]

Goodwin has been working his way up the diddy clubs , each time a slightly bigger club but he is now tipped for the Joab at Scotland's biggest diddies. No sure he’d really want that but what a summer of recruitment he’s had. Given an envelope of dodgy tenners and a funny handshake, I believe he could do the same for the sevco.

Fify

[rico94]

Grant Hanley doing what he usually does

I guess he’s still playing for Scotland because he played well against England at Wembley 4 years ago.

[swaddon2]

I'm not bothered about Scotland since they let the nation down in June. Again.

Until that clown Clarke gets his P45, they can stick their national team up their bottoms.

[swaddon2]

Topi has made his international debut for Finland. They lost 0-3 to Greece.

[swaddon2]

Mitov won his fifth velvet bunnet for Bulgaria as they beat Northern Ireland 1-0.

[swaddon2]

Huns leading Loser FC 1-0 at the lice-ridden crap hole.

A draw would suit us.

[57vintage]

Huns leading Loser FC 1-0 at the lice-ridden crap hole.

A draw would suit us.

To paraphrase Bill Shankly, I wish they both could lose.

Usual wet cardboard act from TSMSTID.

[57vintage]

Thrice-relegated 0 Bones-of-their-arşe FC 1.

Sounds fascinating, a veritable soccerfest.

[swaddon2]

Tims beat Slovan Bratislava 5-1.

Wait until they come up against a proper team. Like us, for example.

[InversneckieDob]

Hurrah for the coefficient!!!

[swaddon2]

St Johnstone were cruising to a 3-1 win in Dingwall, but it's now 3-3.

Bring back Levein.

Elsewhere, St Mirren have beaten Hearts 2-1, leaving the "future Premiership champions" at the foot of the table.

Bring back Levein.

[swaddon2]

Falkirk leading Sellick 2-1 in the Skol Cup.

It won't last, of course. Penalty to follow soon, then a winner at about half past eight tonight.

[swaddon2]

Also, I didn't know Sellick had a player called Paulo Bernardo. Is he a cousin of the £1million man?

[Shetland Don]

Falkirk leading Sellick 2-1 in the Skol Cup.

It won't last, of course. Penalty to follow soon, then a winner at about half past eight tonight.

More than likely but equally likely that it’s our best chance to win the cup, unfortunately.

[Shetland Don]

It’s him - he went out for a pizza and a peroni last night.