Today's Diddy Games

[Pacman1903]

Glasgow gets a bad name for this but it's nowhere near as bad as West Lothian, Lanarkshire and Ayrshire.

I still have the following in this challenge to do

Renfrew
Arthurlie
Cumnock
Glenafton Athletic
Hurlford United
Kilwinning R******s

Nae doubt plenty of hunnery to go. Especially at the latter

[ToonsClock4am]

Just got ticket for tonights game...La Paz v Athletico San Francisco. Visitors hail from the city of San Francisco de Rincon in the state of Guanajuato. 2 hours till ko, gonna meander up till e grun via a cantina, beer and tacos prematch. Mon the Sea Lions

[Pacman1903]

Just got ticket for tonights game...La Paz v Athletico San Francisco. Visitors hail from the city of San Francisco de Rincon in the state of Guanajuato. 2 hours till ko, gonna meander up till e grun via a cantina, beer and tacos prematch. Mon the Sea Lions

Do you live there?

Whats the crowd size like? Any photos

I need to get my South American cherry popped

[StandfreeFM]

A truly sickening sight.

First sensible thing you've posted

[Devanha Red]

Some truly diddy games in store today in the following shyteholes. Glasgow, Arsenal and Rome.

[donsdaft]

A poor Celtic dump the Hun.

Only bad thing about that is seeing thon prick Lennon enjoying himself.

[thebeachend]

Gerrard does a mcinnes and sh1tes the bed. Another scared of Timmy and tried to contain and hope for a set piece winner.

[57vintage]

Just had a quick skim through the BBC text commentary. Richard Gordon all but uses the term “utter ****ing three weeks old diabetic pensioner’s pish” to describe the first half, and I hope to fuuck the Compliance Officer’s on overtime this week since Bobby Madden appears to have shat it on numerous occasions, including a blatant red card for the snakey ratbasturd.

[donsdaft]

You simply don't understand, 57 min.

Sensible refereeing in a Hun v Tim game means stick on bookings and sendings off get overlooked.

This allows the players to express themselves and more importantly keeps the minkers fans in their seats and not on the pitch.

The same "common sense" approach doesn't of course apply to Livingston v Ross County or indeed any other fixture.

Thus ensuring that when Ross County or whoever play either of these teams that they are more likely to be facing a full strength side with a weakened line up themselves.

Which of course is just another added bonus.

If there is anything else I can help you with don't be afraid to ask.

[Devanha Red]

Eddy and whistles pre match. Wonder if that'll draw a fine.

How did it go song wise?

[redscot]

You simply don't understand, 57 min.

Sensible refereeing in a Hun v Tim game means stick on bookings and sendings off get overlooked.

This allows the players to express themselves and more importantly keeps the minkers fans in their seats and not on the pitch.

The same "common sense" approach doesn't of course apply to Livingston v Ross County or ideed any other fixture.

Thus ensuring that when Ross County or whoever play either of these teams that they are more likely to be facing a full strength side with a weakened line up themselves.

Which of course is just another added bonus.

If there is anything else I can help you with don't be afraid to ask.

Its just another form of cheating that benefits the @rse cheeks.

Scottish football is riddled with old scum sycophants.

[Aldo1983]

You simply don't understand, 57 min.

Sensible refereeing in a Hun v Tim game means stick on bookings and sendings off get overlooked.

This allows the players to express themselves and more importantly keeps the minkers fans in their seats and not on the pitch.

The same "common sense" approach doesn't of course apply to Livingston v Ross County or indeed any other fixture.

Thus ensuring that when Ross County or whoever play either of these teams that they are more likely to be facing a full strength side with a weakened line up themselves.

Which of course is just another added bonus.

If there is anything else I can help you with don't be afraid to ask.

I watched the first half and that was my thoughts too. The commentators were waxing lyrical about "sensible refereeing" as well. You couldn't take a blow torch to their necks.

Which brings me on to Andy Walker. I hate the Huns, really, really hate them but if I were commentating, I'd be less bias than he is.

[Jupiter]

So the normal laws of the game don't apply to the gruesome twosome derby. Just another of the many things that are wrong with Scottish football.

[Red Zone]

So the normal laws of the game don't apply to the gruesome twosome derby. Just another of the many things that are wrong with Scottish football.

Exactly. Nine minutes in and McGregor nearly scythes Arfield in half (no bad thing I realise), which was a stick on yellow verging on red yet just a wee quiet word suffices. If that had been Ferguson or Ojo at the end of September it would have been 11 v 10 for 81 minutes

[ToonsClock4am]

Do you live there?

Whats the crowd size like? Any photos

I need to get my South American cherry popped

So a reality check for the locals last night as well then unfortunately...0-1 defeat...San Francisco were so well organized and La Paz just couldnt break them down eventually running out of ideas. The visitors came more and more into it, had a few chances, hit the post, and eventually scored in the 70th minute. The expected cavalry charge in response never really happened though, but bloody hell they got a lifeline in stoppage time...Pen! The guy fluffed it though, keeper saved, collective groans all round. However....and I completely missed this the first game I went to a couple of weeks ago...is that regardless of the result, every league game has a penalty shoot out at the end, with an extra point at stake. 5 kicks each, no sudden death, if a draw, no bonus point for either. So La Paz won that at least. Funny, at the last game I remember thinking, wierd, noone else is leaving! I thought must be some lame post match entertainment on offer because it was first game of the season or something. Anyway, its a bit of guaranteed late drama before heading for the exits. And these bonus points will sure add up for a team with good penalty takers. I got chatting to my neighbors this game, unlike at the the first, and it turns out this has been part of the set up throughout all the leagues here for years. Who knew. Not me. Ive been in Mexico a while but never got into following a team like I am now, or even following the top league much at all, aside from one game in Mexico City a few years ago.

I live here Pac yes, moved just 2 months ago. Stadium about 3/4 full this time Id say, so around 3k...plenty of noise though! Pre and post match entertainment includes a rock band playing outside the stadium right next to the bar. Plenty of beer sellers inside keeping everyone refreshed once the game gets underway as well. I had 5 overall.. .its very warm here at the moment even at 8pm kick off so could easily have slipped in a couple more...getting a beer at the game, they assume you want a double...so 2 are poured into a big tumbler...no problem there! Same as the music festivals here too that way. Overall, its just a really enjoyable experience, and I'm getting into it...roll on the next home game...oh, I wont be here, trip home coming up in next few days. Pac, if your ever out this way, I'll sort it all out, I'm pretty sure you'd love it.

Oh, and I bought a couple of rattles as wee gifts, those styled from the 50s...out of wood, totally basic but very clever and effective...2 quid each.