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  • Originally posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
    In the game v United Dundee,
    We gave a 'free pop' penalty
    But Watkins and McRorie
    Wi Duk's back heeler scored three.
    Let yersel doon there min. Defo missing a line!

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    • Oocha! .... how did that happen?

      In the game v United Dundee,
      We gave a 'free pop' penalty
      But Watkins and McRorie
      restorin' oor glory,
      Wi Duk's back heeler scored three.
      ...

      fixed

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      • There once was a club fae Dundee
        Who signed all their players for free
        The freebies were rotten
        They sank to the bottom
        Will they go doon? Well, we'll see.

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        • Originally posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
          Oocha! .... how did that happen?

          In the game v United Dundee,
          We gave a 'free pop' penalty
          But Watkins and McRorie
          restorin' oor glory,
          Wi Duk's back heeler scored three.
          ...

          fixed
          😀👍

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          • A good win was had at Dundee
            A new Boss, we a wish to see
            Some really want Neil
            That would make us go feel
            But Adolf would fill us with glee!

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            • Employing Adolf Hutter would be a fantastic choice
              The equivalent of a managerial Rolls Royce
              Fergie’s record might even be under threat
              But it’s not something we will regret
              So let’s get ready to party and rejoice

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              • The Dons, well they need a new boss
                To replace the old gaffer, Badloss
                The candidates came
                To the chairman's great shame
                He appointed thon Jeremy Goss

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                • Hmmm….

                  Walloper walloper walloper
                  Walloper walloper walloper
                  Walloper walloper
                  Walloper walloper
                  Walloper walloper walloper

                  Perfect meter and scansion, but both rhyme schemes need further work.

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                  • Originally posted by 57vintage View Post
                    Hmmm….

                    Walloper walloper walloper
                    Walloper walloper walloper
                    Walloper walloper
                    Walloper walloper
                    Walloper walloper walloper

                    Perfect meter and scansion, but both rhyme schemes need further work.
                    😂😂

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                    • Originally posted by 57vintage View Post
                      Hmmm….

                      Walloper walloper walloper
                      Walloper walloper walloper
                      Walloper walloper
                      Walloper walloper
                      Walloper walloper walloper

                      Perfect meter and scansion, but both rhyme schemes need further work.
                      Now there's a source o' inspiration ... let's see ...

                      McInnes McInnes McInnes
                      Goodwinus Goodwinus Goodwinus
                      Paterson Paterson
                      Ferguson Ferguson
                      Lennonus Lennonus Lennonus.

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                      • There was an ex-player called Willie
                        Who wisnae a Tim, nor a Billy
                        He supported the Dons
                        Who then took him on
                        And he made the Old Firm look quite silly

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                        • Originally posted by NaeMairNeeps View Post
                          Now there's a source o' inspiration ... let's see ...

                          McInnes McInnes McInnes
                          Goodwinus Goodwinus Goodwinus
                          Paterson Paterson
                          Ferguson Ferguson
                          Lennonus Lennonus Lennonus.
                          Objection M'lud. The name Ferguson should not be used in connection with the other names in the limerick. Particularly so given the previous post re wallopers.

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                          • Originally posted by sonofrgmsdad View Post
                            Objection M'lud. The name Ferguson should not be used in connection with the other names in the limerick. Particularly so given the previous post re wallopers.
                            Hahahaha ... Point taken ... and appreciate the tongue in cheek humour in identifyin the second 'elephant in the room' thereby drawin' attention awa fae the first

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                            • Ricardo, Jap manager fae Spain,
                              Dons' boss post looks likely tae gain
                              Jist noo, there's nae kennin,
                              if he'll fare better than Lennon,
                              In adaptin' tae the real Scottish game

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                              • Lennon has beaten a Spaniard and Pole,
                                New Dons boss he is said a mole,
                                Not liked by a lot on Aberdeen mad
                                As it has made them all feel terribly sad,
                                For Stewart Milne it will feel like he is getting his hole.

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