AFC limericks

[pieandbovrilman]

Our chairman is on the hospital bed
Leaving our hopes of a quick new manager dead
In his place will be a lad called Alan from Motherwell
So hello Alan and welcome to hell
Now get your finger out and appoint a boss like what was said

I’m nae too sure you’ve got the correct rhythm and flow going there for a limerick but I did laugh!

[pieandbovrilman]

Trying to pen a Dons limerick,
Is hard and sometimes you’ll stick
But if you Dinna try too hard
Or pretend to be a bard
Then you winna end up looking like a d!ck!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Said Burrows tae oor Barry Robson,
Ye've a chance o' the manager's job son.
But lose tae the Joot,
And yer up for the boot,
And ye'll end up youth coach at St Johnstone.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Neil Lennon micht weel be a nutter,
Wi' bigoted views oot the gutter.
But anyone dyslexic
will go apoplectic
If they read that we've hired Adolf Hutter

[NaeMairNeeps]

Oor newly signed keeper, Jay Gorter
Was approached by a sheep, but ignored her
"Wise Up min" cried Robson,
"She's needin yer nob min!"
"Gie her one for the lads - that's an order!"

[Br0chred]

There was a Dons player called Scott Wright,
Who, although a fan, wouldn't sign a new contract try as he might,
because he had no brain he joined the hun,
All Dons fans told him to do one
And hoped a hedgehog was his next sh1te

[RED_JOHN]

Adolf Hutter was a no go
Until RED_JOHN persuaded his agent in the know
The verdict was changed
So don’t become deranged
And welcome Adolf Hutter to run the show

[pieandbovrilman]

Nae Lang efter Jim got the boot
He was heid hunted to join the Joot
Fan he arrives at those Minks
He’ll realise the stink’s
Like a fanny that’s stuffed wi aul troot!

[ByeByeScum2012]

After Darvel the thing we did want
Was Goodwin to be getting the dunt
But he’s got a new job
That’s fit for a knob
And now he’s a Pikey Jute C*nt!

[rustlinsweetiepapers]

A Waterford lad called Goodwin
Sure no one knew more than him
He'll fix your defence
For a couple of pence
But then the goals will rain in

[NaeMairNeeps]

An ex-Dandies Manager Goodwin,
For the Joot's vacant boss was a shoe-in.
Their defence canna cope,
Jim'll fix it we hope,
So we give pike minks a richt doin.

[ByeByeScum2012]

The Jute’s hired Jim the Tim creep
As they thought up the league they would leap
But in his first game
It was more flippin shame
As they got phuckin pumped fae the sheep

[NaeMairNeeps]

Excellent 10/10

[NaeMairNeeps]

In the game v United Dundee,
We gave a 'free pop' penalty
But Watkins and McRorie
Wi Duk's back heeler scored three.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ye see? ... creatin limericks, ****e limericks ... or even non limericks is jist a fun ... but mair than a fun, documents far we are as supporters .... so dinna let me nor 57 discourage ye ... richt noo .... we should be haein a fun .... so let it all hang out folks