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  • Big Joe has giv’n way to Roos
    To spend more time at the hoose
    Making loaf, the odd softie
    And doon at his lofty
    Breeding champion doos

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    • The Dons have just signed big Ross Doohan
      A lad born in auld Clydebank toon
      He'll be very nice
      When he's free of lice
      He got at United, who're doon

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      • It's a win for Spartans v Joot
        Looks like Goodwin's still fartin aboot
        a spectacular fail,
        a familiar tale,
        Once again fans are wantin' him oot.

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        • Ester might be a name for a quine,
          But Sokler is fittin in fine
          Devoid o' a fanny,
          he's 100% mannie
          ... at least til he changes his mind

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          • Jim Goodwin, the gaffer o' Joot,
            in a move lookin' less than astute,
            will be offerin' Anthony
            Stewart the captaincy.
            tae turn the clubs fortunes aboot.

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            • (OK, Ah'm on a roll ... or would that be a rowie??)

              With relative success at St Midden,
              Goodwin's flaws were miraculously hidden.
              At the Dons, til his sacking,
              was exposed as sore lacking,
              and the same at the parasite-ridden.

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              • 'mongst many a dubious claim
                Jim believed he would bring the Dons fame
                Said "I've seen flying swans,
                and I've sired leprechauns,
                and Fool Annie's a fine lookin' dame!"
                Last edited by NaeMairNeeps; 15-07-2023, 08:49 PM.

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                • Like.

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                  • Anither defeat v the Jags,
                    United defence torn tae rags.
                    Papped oot o' the cup,
                    Goodwin's time must be up,
                    and noo must be packin' his bags.

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                    • Of the Jutes’ latest signing it’s said
                      They had to go into the red
                      They then flung the toys oot
                      As their latest recruit
                      Of the Moults isna Louis, but Ted

                      Edit: explanatory link for younger readers. https://youtu.be/05I3q3bRpqQ
                      Last edited by 57vintage; 18-07-2023, 09:44 PM.

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                      • The Reds lost to Preston North End
                        The boss has some problems to mend
                        Although it is tragic
                        We next play the Addicks
                        Jim Goodwin's a f*ckin' bell-end

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                        • Tae Charlton Ah winna be headin,
                          Ah'm required tae be nearer Pitmeddin
                          As per usual, preventin
                          ony chunce o' attendin,
                          Ah'm giggin at some f**kers weddin

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                          • Two weeks here without any rhymes
                            It isn't the worst of the crimes
                            We need to see more
                            From our posting hardcore
                            So step up, or there'll be bad times

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                            • To Livi we came in a horde
                              To see our foe put to the sword
                              But a lack of control
                              And no shots on goal
                              Mean we’ve only 1 point on the board

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                              • First game o the season at livvi
                                The weight o expectation wis hivvy
                                Bit despite oor best wishing
                                Oor play wis pant pishing
                                Pre game boasting made me look a divvy

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