AFC limericks

[57vintage]

Big Joe has giv’n way to Roos
To spend more time at the hoose
Making loaf, the odd softie
And doon at his lofty
Breeding champion doos

[swaddon2]

The Dons have just signed big Ross Doohan
A lad born in auld Clydebank toon
He'll be very nice
When he's free of lice
He got at United, who're doon

[NaeMairNeeps]

It's a win for Spartans v Joot
Looks like Goodwin's still fartin aboot
a spectacular fail,
a familiar tale,
Once again fans are wantin' him oot.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ester might be a name for a quine,
But Sokler is fittin in fine
Devoid o' a fanny,
he's 100% mannie
... at least til he changes his mind

[NaeMairNeeps]

Jim Goodwin, the gaffer o' Joot,
in a move lookin' less than astute,
will be offerin' Anthony
Stewart the captaincy.
tae turn the clubs fortunes aboot.

[NaeMairNeeps]

(OK, Ah'm on a roll ... or would that be a rowie??)

With relative success at St Midden,
Goodwin's flaws were miraculously hidden.
At the Dons, til his sacking,
was exposed as sore lacking,
and the same at the parasite-ridden.

[NaeMairNeeps]

'mongst many a dubious claim
Jim believed he would bring the Dons fame
Said "I've seen flying swans,
and I've sired leprechauns,
and Fool Annie's a fine lookin' dame!"

[InversneckieDob]

Like.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Anither defeat v the Jags,
United defence torn tae rags.
Papped oot o' the cup,
Goodwin's time must be up,
and noo must be packin' his bags.

[57vintage]

Of the Jutes’ latest signing it’s said
They had to go into the red
They then flung the toys oot
As their latest recruit
Of the Moults isna Louis, but Ted

Edit: explanatory link for younger readers. https://youtu.be/05I3q3bRpqQ

[swaddon2]

The Reds lost to Preston North End
The boss has some problems to mend
Although it is tragic
We next play the Addicks
Jim Goodwin's a f*ckin' bell-end

[NaeMairNeeps]

Tae Charlton Ah winna be headin,
Ah'm required tae be nearer Pitmeddin
As per usual, preventin
ony chunce o' attendin,
Ah'm giggin at some f**kers weddin

[swaddon2]

Two weeks here without any rhymes
It isn't the worst of the crimes
We need to see more
From our posting hardcore
So step up, or there'll be bad times

[Don Julio]

To Livi we came in a horde
To see our foe put to the sword
But a lack of control
And no shots on goal
Mean we’ve only 1 point on the board

[erchieplum]

First game o the season at livvi
The weight o expectation wis hivvy
Bit despite oor best wishing
Oor play wis pant pishing
Pre game boasting made me look a divvy