AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

Ferguson thought he had blew it
So he sent on the wee Johnny Hewitt
The ba' hit his heid,
A great goal indeed
The gaffer, he knew he would do it

[Don Julio]

It’s tough to support AFC
More heartache than moments of glee
And if you are dead
We won’t bounce on your head
But we will always proudly stand free

[NaeMairNeeps]

At this time whilst our pants we're not ****tin'
it seems so appropriately fittin'
Our team have turned fighters,
inspiring our writers
with some quality limericks written

[swaddon2]

There was a young gaffer called Robbo
Who was given the Aberdeen jobbo
The club's on the up
We're gonna win the cup
And make all the Weegie tinks sobbo

[swaddon2]

Happy birthday to God, Willie Miller
Who's younger than auld Phyllis Diller
He's turned 68
And it's never too late
To learn how to keep a chinchilla

Limericks are hard.

[swaddon2]

On the day of our game with the Gers
The fans at Ibrox took their chairs
They all made some noise
"Get intae them, boys"
"No-one likes them, and they dinna care"

[Shetland Don]

The last line needs surgery but the first four lines are good, so an 80% score isn’t bad!

[Don Julio]

Harsh.

[NaeMairNeeps]

The Rangers fans sang out in hope,
Til a point came they just couldn't cope
A missile was lobbed,
Caused such fear they all sobbed.
Turns out, twas a big bar of soap.

[NaeMairNeeps]

At the latest Aberdeen v huns meetin,
The man of the match was ref Beaton.
Hun fans all went home
as early t'was known
that the game would be seen out by cheatin.

[Don Julio]

When is a pen not a pen?
And VAR not review things again?
When the ref is John Beaton
And the huns they are cheatin’
So forever and ever, amen

[swaddon2]

Yesterday was a kick in the ribs
But next week, we take on the Hibs
Three points is a must
It's nae "win or bust"
But we'll win, I'm nae telling fibs

[mondo_notion]

You asked in or out, I am in
Furryboots? the source of the din
a quick beer before
right across from the shore
and after? a nice roulette win

[swaddon2]

On a day that was promising joys
40 years of our Gothenburg boys
The game, it was crap
All bar Roos take the rap
Nae craft, nae skill and nae poise

[swaddon2]

Next up is Midlothian of Heart
Who we hope will be taken apart
Game's going to be tight
We hope it's nae sh*te
And Duk's shooting's as straight as a dart