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  • Ferguson thought he had blew it
    So he sent on the wee Johnny Hewitt
    The ba' hit his heid,
    A great goal indeed
    The gaffer, he knew he would do it

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    • It’s tough to support AFC
      More heartache than moments of glee
      And if you are dead
      We won’t bounce on your head
      But we will always proudly stand free

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      • At this time whilst our pants we're not ****tin'
        it seems so appropriately fittin'
        Our team have turned fighters,
        inspiring our writers
        with some quality limericks written

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        • There was a young gaffer called Robbo
          Who was given the Aberdeen jobbo
          The club's on the up
          We're gonna win the cup
          And make all the Weegie tinks sobbo

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          • Happy birthday to God, Willie Miller
            Who's younger than auld Phyllis Diller
            He's turned 68
            And it's never too late
            To learn how to keep a chinchilla

            Limericks are hard.

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            • On the day of our game with the Gers
              The fans at Ibrox took their chairs
              They all made some noise
              "Get intae them, boys"
              "No-one likes them, and they dinna care"

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              • The last line needs surgery but the first four lines are good, so an 80% score isn’t bad!

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                • Harsh.

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                  • The Rangers fans sang out in hope,
                    Til a point came they just couldn't cope
                    A missile was lobbed,
                    Caused such fear they all sobbed.
                    Turns out, twas a big bar of soap.

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                    • At the latest Aberdeen v huns meetin,
                      The man of the match was ref Beaton.
                      Hun fans all went home
                      as early t'was known
                      that the game would be seen out by cheatin.

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                      • When is a pen not a pen?
                        And VAR not review things again?
                        When the ref is John Beaton
                        And the huns they are cheatin’
                        So forever and ever, amen

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                        • Yesterday was a kick in the ribs
                          But next week, we take on the Hibs
                          Three points is a must
                          It's nae "win or bust"
                          But we'll win, I'm nae telling fibs

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                          • You asked in or out, I am in
                            Furryboots? the source of the din
                            a quick beer before
                            right across from the shore
                            and after? a nice roulette win

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                            • On a day that was promising joys
                              40 years of our Gothenburg boys
                              The game, it was crap
                              All bar Roos take the rap
                              Nae craft, nae skill and nae poise

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                              • Next up is Midlothian of Heart
                                Who we hope will be taken apart
                                Game's going to be tight
                                We hope it's nae sh*te
                                And Duk's shooting's as straight as a dart

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