AFC limericks

[mondo_notion]

We’ve got to happy with mondo owning this. He travels the country in his mobile home, and from recent news coverage, that’s a sign of a great leader. Mondo’s arrangements for parking are his own business, of course.

To be honest I don't know what I'd class as a mobile home but certainly not what I live in. I just call it 'the van'. Or the SNP battlebus.

[sonofrgmsdad]

3 top red points revoked. Suspended for 5 weeks.

🤣😅😉😋

[NaeMairNeeps]

Auto generated by AI prog 'ChatGPT' (see thread )


There once was a game up in Aberdeen,
Neil Simpson and Durrant, both keen,
A fair tackle went in,
But with an audible din,
Poor Durrant's leg was left far from clean.

... ****e, but funny.

[Don Julio]

My father said to me, Son
You can always count on Red John
On football, cuisine
And all in between
He’s answers for every one

[57vintage]

Red John, when he was but a nipper
Found a buckshee ten bob in his hipper
Determined to eat
He rushed down the street
Not to the chippy, THE CHIPPER

[Don Julio]

On Sunday out cometh the Hun
From their middens under the grun
To Pittodrie they’ll file
All filthy and vile
Morons and bigots each one

[blowupsheep]

Vintage posted in this group
Trying to keep folks in the loop
But to his dismay
There came a sad day
When he coodna find his ane stroop

[Don Julio]

When Shinnie went in for the “baw”
The ref saw no problem “at aw”
But VAR said “haud aun”
That’s a 3 game “baun “
And the SFA then made it 4

[RED_JOHN]

It’s good we get a laugh on here
Whether you are straight, transgender or queer
We all need a bit fun
As we all hate the hun
But I don’t recommend meeting up for a beer

[Don Julio]

There once was a cnut called Kris Boyd
Born with no brain, just a void
So he filled it with crap
Then opened the tap
And spewed it all out unalloyed

[nice1simmy]

There is a hun called Dave Murray
He couldnt move in a hurry
Sold the huns for a pound
Craig Whyte said sound
Thats cheaper than chips n curry

[Don Julio]

Irony’s quite a big word
For the members of that unwashed herd
But for them to complain
About the Dons’ fans refrains
Is that not completely absurd?

[swaddon2]

There once was a player called Scales
Who wanted to cure the club's ails
"play well" said the boss
He sent in a cross
And all he could hear were some wails

Not my finest work, I must admit.

[Don Julio]

There once was a player called Gus
Played footie without frills or fuss
He loved to defend
And so in the end
Signed up for 2 more years with us

[Don Julio]

Scottish Cup Semis weekend
A date in our diaries penned?
Our draw was so fair
We could have been there
If Goodwin wasn’t such a bell end.

(Apologies - you’ll need to put the stress on GoodWIN, which is nothing if not ironic)