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  • Tonight, the Dons take on the Finns
    On the back of a couple of wins
    I'm sure you're aware
    That we have to play fair
    And make sure that we don't commit sins

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    • Last night ended up with a draw
      About which, there's nothing to craw
      The Finns, they were swickin'
      Oor wounds, we're left lickin'
      To beat them o'er there would be braw

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      • This forum, alas, it is deid
        There isnae a new post to read
        If things don't improve
        We'll all have to move
        Which would be a bad thing indeed

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        • We've a game comin' up v Dundeh
          Rubizic doubtful cos o' an injureh
          But we'll get a victoreh
          by a margin o' threh
          one fae Shinnie an' two fae Miovskeh

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          • The game with the Dees won't be played
            Storm Babet arrived, and it stayed
            The weather is weet
            But please, dinna greet
            When it does go ahead, they'll be slayed

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            • Nae many rhymes just the noo
              The novelty's gone, yes it's true
              But here's a quick ditty
              I ken that it's sh*tty
              Like the erse of a big Heilan coo

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              • Fer us Dandies o a certain age
                fa's fashion choices are turning tae beige
                It's nae jist at the gamey
                we're pleased wi a semi
                far scoring is still a the rage

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                • Approachin oor semi v Hibernian,
                  Oor defence gies me cause for concern min
                  But the mair goals we score,
                  The mair we can roar,
                  "Bring on the dirty hun vermin"

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                  • There’s just 4 teams left in the cup
                    Now isn’t the time to f@&k up
                    Like 2014
                    As the cup winning team
                    From a roadside off-licence we’ll sup

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                    • A cup is what everyone wants
                      So let’s hammer the spoon burning ****$
                      So everyone here
                      Will be full of good cheer
                      And naebody pishin their punts

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                      • Last night it was Dons versus Hibs
                        Spoon burners were kicked in the ribs
                        It was all going wrang
                        Then Miovski went "bang"
                        And we beat them, I'm nae telling fibs

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                        • Last night we beat the jakeys with 10
                          ‘‘Twas a matter not of if but when
                          We didn’t need Jack
                          Just one good attack
                          Cos Hibs were falling apart again

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                          • In the final we're facing the Huns
                            Who smell worse than month-old currant buns
                            I'm nae making it up
                            We are winning this cup
                            If I'm wrang, then just shoot me with guns

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                            • So we face a new team that’s minky
                              with fans that are unbearably stinky
                              But I’m thinking….perhaps
                              If there’s a whiff of Daph’s flaps
                              The situation could quickly turn kinky!

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                              • Originally posted by ByeByeScum2012 View Post
                                A cup is what everyone wants
                                So let’s hammer the spoon burning ****$
                                So everyone here
                                Will be full of good cheer
                                And naebody pishin their punts
                                That ditty showed real promise
                                Pity you couldn't think of a rhyme for the second line ;-)

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