AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

Tonight, the Dons take on the Finns
On the back of a couple of wins
I'm sure you're aware
That we have to play fair
And make sure that we don't commit sins

[swaddon2]

Last night ended up with a draw
About which, there's nothing to craw
The Finns, they were swickin'
Oor wounds, we're left lickin'
To beat them o'er there would be braw

[swaddon2]

This forum, alas, it is deid
There isnae a new post to read
If things don't improve
We'll all have to move
Which would be a bad thing indeed

[NaeMairNeeps]

We've a game comin' up v Dundeh
Rubizic doubtful cos o' an injureh
But we'll get a victoreh
by a margin o' threh
one fae Shinnie an' two fae Miovskeh

[swaddon2]

The game with the Dees won't be played
Storm Babet arrived, and it stayed
The weather is weet
But please, dinna greet
When it does go ahead, they'll be slayed

[swaddon2]

Nae many rhymes just the noo
The novelty's gone, yes it's true
But here's a quick ditty
I ken that it's sh*tty
Like the erse of a big Heilan coo

[erchieplum]

Fer us Dandies o a certain age
fa's fashion choices are turning tae beige
It's nae jist at the gamey
we're pleased wi a semi
far scoring is still a the rage

[NaeMairNeeps]

Approachin oor semi v Hibernian,
Oor defence gies me cause for concern min
But the mair goals we score,
The mair we can roar,
"Bring on the dirty hun vermin"

[Don Julio]

There’s just 4 teams left in the cup
Now isn’t the time to f@&k up
Like 2014
As the cup winning team
From a roadside off-licence we’ll sup

[ByeByeScum2012]

A cup is what everyone wants
So let’s hammer the spoon burning ****$
So everyone here
Will be full of good cheer
And naebody pishin their punts

[swaddon2]

Last night it was Dons versus Hibs
Spoon burners were kicked in the ribs
It was all going wrang
Then Miovski went "bang"
And we beat them, I'm nae telling fibs

[Don Julio]

Last night we beat the jakeys with 10
‘‘Twas a matter not of if but when
We didn’t need Jack
Just one good attack
Cos Hibs were falling apart again

[swaddon2]

In the final we're facing the Huns
Who smell worse than month-old currant buns
I'm nae making it up
We are winning this cup
If I'm wrang, then just shoot me with guns

[pieandbovrilman]

So we face a new team that’s minky
with fans that are unbearably stinky
But I’m thinking….perhaps
If there’s a whiff of Daph’s flaps
The situation could quickly turn kinky!

[erchieplum]

A cup is what everyone wants
So let’s hammer the spoon burning ****$
So everyone here
Will be full of good cheer
And naebody pishin their punts

That ditty showed real promise
Pity you couldn't think of a rhyme for the second line ;-)