AFC limericks

[Don Julio]

I find myself short of ideas
Perhaps cos it’s no fun to be us
We just need a spark
Of hope on the park
To unleash the creative juices

[mondo_notion]

For the travelling fans not too far
Mostly by plane but some go by car
We'll give it a shot
Away goals? A lot
Big Bazza will say wunderbar.

[swaddon2]

Right now Barry's Dandies are sh!te
For Frankfurt, we're all full of fright
But da worry, lad
It isnae that bad
In Deutschland we'll have a good night

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ahead o' oor game in the Conference,
Lately, results have nae inspired confidence.
Will our fortunes advance?
Will we skitter oor pants?
Happy clappers ownin' up tae incontinence?

[NaeMairNeeps]

There once was a Dandy called Hermann,
Who excelled in the field o' sheep fermin.
In preparin his cattle,
were aa fit for travel,
had them learn tae say 'stand free' in German

[Don Julio]

I tell myself it doesn’t really matter
That Eintracht are much further up the ladder
Of money and success
If we just play our best
And yet I feel a loosening of my bladder

[Don Julio]

Weel, there’s nae urine in ma panty
Feels like we just upped the ante
Legs like a foal
But a cracking first goal
From the college boy ca’d Dante

[swaddon2]

A league win at last for the Reds
It was worth getting oot of our beds
But lose in midweek
And we're back up sh*t creek
Unless we then batter the Teds

[davydook]

So Cannawin went to United
The Arabs got awfy excited
But he got them demoted
They'll no get promoted
And everyone else is delighted

[swaddon2]

The Dandies have battered the Bears
No-one likes them, but they dinna care
Their arses were skelpit
Just like against Celtic
They're crying "It just isnae fair"!

[swaddon2]

The Dons with their three at the back
Successfully stopped their attack
Their gaffer is Beale
A mannie that's feel
On Monday, he's getting the sack

[erchieplum]

it's strange fit the Ibrox mob say
that they dinna do walking away
coz when they got beat
they'd vacated their seat
wi at least 15 mair minutes tae play

[Don Julio]

There once was a poster called Zakk
Said “I don’t want Barry the sakk “
But after each loss
He got very cross
And lately he hasn’t been bakk

[NaeMairNeeps]

Up in court was a dandy from Edzell
The nature of his crime it was s3xual.
Said "Ah didna ken at aa
that her safe word wis 'baaaa'
So Ah thumped awa believin'' it wis consensual!"

[NaeMairNeeps]

There's a thread on Stand Free, N F L
In 'off topic' it surely should dwell.
Cos their feet dae **** all
in relation tae the ball
If 'at's fitba, Ah'm a tall Don Estelle!