AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Four points oot o' six v the cheeks
Our manager's bum never squeaks.
The zombies now find,
they are 9 points behind.
They are surely now sh!ting their breeks.

[NaeMairNeeps]

It's difficult tae write limericks
When ye've conceded nae one goal but six
They made us look disjointed
which leaves ma disappointed,
but Ah'm a lang wye fae pishin ma brikks.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Next game we are up against Dundee
A voice from within shouts 'Whoopee!'
lessons learned fae the semi
Will be applied sensibly
Cos we're the famous AFC!

[swaddon2]

Last night was a kick in the guts
We were rotten, no ifs and no buts
Rise up now will we
When we take on Dundee
And give them a boot in the nuts

[swaddon2]

The job v Dundee has been done
We're twelve points ahead of the Hun
If the Jambos can win
The Dons fans can grin
Cos the Rangers won't make up the grun

[swaddon2]

The Dandies have just won the Masters
Defeating the awful hun b*stards
The Treble is on
But League Cup is gone
After that recent disaster

[Don Julio]

The club from the bridge of the Dee
Contractually likes sell-on fees
But for all of our tryin
Whether Lewis or Ryan
No money do we ever see


*A nice loon from a good family, allegedly

[Don Julio]

I?ve something to get off my chest
Re the current 14 days of rest
An army of tartan
I don?t want no part in
The Dons are who I love the best

[swaddon2]

This thread has dropped down to page two
The reason for this? Nae a clue
But these are the times
To be making more rhymes
Think of one while you're having a poo

[Don Julio]

When you go through a patch that?s so sticky
To think of a rhyme can be tricky
When the footie is crap
It turns off the tap
So now?s not the time to be picky

[Don Julio]

The Dandies are nae at their best
But still above most of the rest
So dinnae get restive
The season is festive
When January comes let?s invest

[NaeMairNeeps]

Anither draa v St Johnstone
Lost points per game we are countin'
Wi the Tims weel atap,
Huns closin' the gap,
We'll be third if we dinna dae somethin!

[Don Julio]

Discussed at this week?s AGM:
The lack of a payment from ?them?,
Our future location,
Tactical formation -
?Just lump it? a fan inspired gem!

[Don Julio]

Soon it?s the time for a visit from Claus
(A red and white Dandy of course)
Our spirits to lift
I?ll seek as my gift
More wins and less* losses and draws

*apologies to the grammar police but ?fewer? didnae scan

** Fit?s abody else needin?? (Apart from punctuation that works)

[Don Julio]

This Xmas we Dons musnt grumble
Though our team has taken a tumble
In Jimmy we trust
And thats why we must
Take one game at a time and stay humble