AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Despite all misfortunes and mishaps,
4 words story pulls us up by the bootstraps.
But now it's close season,
That may be the reason,
we're focused on Daphne Broon's pishflaps.

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Tannadice louse known as Marvin,
close season, complained he was starvin.
but with premiership ahead,
he would soon be well fed,
Nae promise, nae threat but a warnin!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Dundee sides represented twice
One fae Dens, the other Tannadice.
In the Scottish top tier,
So geographically near,
Surely both are infested wi' lice.

(... discuss?? ... )

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Motherwell rat known as Trevor
On a low calorie diet did endeavour
Says 'if Ah can get thin,
and Ah die in a bin,
Nae 'well fan will dine on me ever.

[NaeMairNeeps]

I remember in '72,
Dons top was bought for me anew
Neck triangle and flaps,
I had cock, balls and paps!
Ah wis Harper an' Zoltan an' Drew!!

[swaddon2]

The season, it starts very soon
Before that we're at the Blue Toon
Who knows what it'll bring
But I'll tell you one thing
That Dundee United's gan doon.

[NaeMairNeeps]

In oor game up against East Kilbride,
They looked like a nae-a-bad side.
Oor star winger Morris,
fair tore them a new orifice
Good job right an' left playin' wide

[NaeMairNeeps]

Wi' a new season started we hope,
Ugly sisters wi' aversions tae soap,
are by Aberdeen stunned,
outplayed and outgunned,
And will pray tae King Chas and the Pope.

[Don Julio]

It started with Adonis Dante
And now we’ve added an Ante
Plus Leighton and Shayden
Dropped Hayden and Jayden
And now there’s no need for pished panties

[swaddon2]

The Dons had a player called Vinny
Who was going to end up in the binny
But now he's come back
To join our attack
And he scored in our most recent winny

[Don Julio]

Very finny!

[swaddon2]

The Dons have just signed the boy Topi
Whose musical tastes are quite poppy
He doesn't like rock
or classic baroque
He just likes the Boys fae Pet Shoppie

[Don Julio]

There once was a striker named Bojan
Of whom all the Dandies were big fans
A class number 9
For us led the line
We’ll miss both the goals and the man

[swaddon2]

A team fae the South that's called Killie
Are starting to act a bit silly
They want the game aff?
They're having a laugh
They need to grow balls and a willy

[swaddon2]

They call him big Derek McInnes
His Killie team don't do the business
He'll be greetin' wi' snotters
When they hand him his jotters
And replace him with Paddy McGuinness