AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Lookin' forward tae facin' Dunfermline,
'tho our current form is highly concernin'
One goal has them beat
If we keep a clean sheet.
and next round be humpin' the vermin.

[swaddon2]

Well, sadly the vermin are oot
But they gave us a hell of a hoot
Pumped by the Spiders
And I hear from insiders
That Clemence is getting the boot

[swaddon2]

A win for the Dandies at last
To put our bad run in the past
Next up is the Killie
If we are not silly
We'll be back to our best really fast

[swaddon2]

Today the Dandies have won
Unlike the Tims and the Hun
Both teams are pish
And it is my wish
That the Dons can keep up this run

[Don Julio]

Some think his logic is hazy
And others his arguments crazy
But there?s no doubt Red John
Knows what?s going wrong
It?s all cos the Dandies are LAZY!

[RED_JOHN]

Aberdeen need to up their game
Not challenging Celtic is a shame
Being lazy isn?t part of a revolution
And it?s not the forward solution
So work harder and don?t be so tame

[Don Julio]

I wonder what tactics we?ll see
From United tomorrow at three
A surprise for us all?
Or the usual hoof ball?
From the second best team in Dundee

[swaddon2]

The scoreline today, looking bleak
So I said that naked I'd streak
Up popped Nisbet to score
And my jaw hit the floor
And out of my mouth came a shriek

[57vintage]

No ifs, no maybes, no buts
Gallagher has mangled his nuts
Mrs Gallagher cried
But I wanted a ride
You useless untalented klutz.

[swaddon2]

Tomorrow the Dons play the Spiders
In one of the Scots Cup deciders
The game starts at lunch
And I have a hunch
If we win, we'll be knocking back ciders

[Don Julio]

If try as hard as you can
Your corners don?t beat the first man
Then a wee Nisbet flick
Will just do the trick
So maybe that was the plan?

[RED_JOHN]

Nesbit?s wee flick wasn?t part of the plan
It was by luck but a good goal by that man
I seen it all in my old folks home
Watching RedTV but not on own
Wayne Rooney was here eyeing up a gran

[NaeMairNeeps]

Once again the spellin' is wrang,
Noo, maybe some dinna gie a damn,
But Willie Limmer, Joe Haprer,
and Sir Axel, our auld gaffer,
say "it's 'Nisbet', nae 'Nesbit' ya bam!"

[RED_JOHN]

I only do it for a laugh and a bit fun
We all know the spelling of than one
Well done for spotting it neeps
Nesbit spelling will be there for keeps
So that abuse i receive will be by the tonne

[57vintage]

In a tiny wee neuk of this site
I noticed some messaging sh**e
So, Neeps, tak a look
In that very same neuk
And contact le luthier tonight