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I just watched tonight’s Sportscene
More biased crap I’ve never seen
A couple of huns
Sat on their buns
So here I am to vent my spleen
More biased crap I’ve never seen
A couple of huns
Sat on their buns
So here I am to vent my spleen
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Still lingering anticipation
And amid all the wild speculation
Re. our next dugout dweller,
Ah've asked Uri Geller,
Who reckons we'll appoint Larry Grayson
(apparently, .... because the ins and outs have been too frequent of late and someone has to say 'ooh ... shut that door!'
Seems like a nice boy, .. maybe our gay days will return.)Comment
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Next game we're takin' on Ross
Nae kennin fa micht be oor boss.
As Ah say, nae kennin,
Whether Levin or Lennon,
s'lang's we win it Ah'm nae gaein a toss.Comment
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Well tomorrow it now stands to reason
It is now the key match of the season
So let’s score a few goals
Shut up all the a$$holes
Then go out and get totally bleezinComment
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It seems like we're nae going doon
I hope we make sure of it soon
But we are bottom six
Thanks to the team who are d*cks
We should boot all their balls to the moonComment
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We await a response fae Jim Thelin
With hands locked in prayer some are kneelin
A Messiah bringing joy?
Or just a very naughty boy?
Is the secrecy inadvertently revealing?Comment
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Now Cormack has finished his dealin'
We've finally got Jimmy Thelin
The boy is fae Sweden
He's just what we're needin'
To bring back that brilliant feelin'Comment
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Now Thelin’s first name it is Jimmy
Which isn’t a limerick gimme
But if truly this Swede
Has some brains in his heid
He’ll conquer the hun and the TimmyComment
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It turns out it’s “yimmy to-lean”
Which negates the suggestions we’ve seen
For those with the feelin’
His surname was “tea-lynn”
But perfectly fits AberdeenComment
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The Dons are officially safe
There won't be a play-off with Raith
More players we need
For the incoming Swede
We're winning the lot, just have faithComment
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pant pishin this season has ended
but that's not what the VAR had intended
they planned our demise
but to their great surprise
from the relegation zone we ascended
so a word o advice tae oor yimmy
weegie cheating next season's a gimme
so right from the start
the advice i impart
is "HEAD FIRST intae h*ns and tae timmy "Comment
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Tho' ma punts have never been weet,
versus Hibs, Ah thought we'd get beat,
Great goal fae young Boyd,
We had them destroyed,
Four goals up an' anither clean sheetComment
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Here's hopin oor new boss is waatchin,
And plans he is already hatchin'
tae hae us play properly
an' challenge the duopoly
Wi a style o' play that's eye-catchin'
(alternative last line ....
... and a couple o' trophies we're snatchin')Comment
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Last two games, only things for decicidin'
Is fa's gan doon an' fa's bidin'
Tho' the fairmers are dross,
Ah'd rether ditch Ross,
so come on guys an' gie them a hidin'!Comment
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That Easter Road counter by Dante
As pleasing as stiffing Durranty
On Hibs’ em’rald sward
He earned the reward
Of beefing Phoenix’s auntieComment
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