AFC limericks

[57vintage]

We won that on several fronts
By skill, application, and grunts
With spot kick precision
Four scored with derision
Against those arrogant vulvas

[erchieplum]

Nae bother wi penalty kicks
Fan Schmeichel's the boy 'tween the sticks
Aim for his right
Cos his diving is ****e
And thus we defeated the #icks

# M, D, PR (choose your own ending )

[Don Julio]

Top Red?s not a title all seek
But I fear that I?ve earned it this week
For me and the loon
Went to Fort William toon
And climbed the country?s top peak

[swaddon2]

We've not had the best of league starts
Gettin' beat by the Tims and the Hearts
But, hemmin, cheer up
We're still in the cup
If we're knocked oot, then Thelin departs

[RED_JOHN]

Yengi has come into the city
His football style is a bit sh!tty
He cannot control a ball
Which is no good at all
Rip up his contract and spend more kitty

[NaeMairNeeps]

Hey RJ ... 10/10 for improvement ... that is very nearly an actual limerick!

[swaddon2]

Next round, we're playing The Well
After giving G. Morton hell
At least we're not oot
Like those c*nts fae the Jute
Whose supporters are weirdos that smell

[swaddon2]

So Bojan is joining the Hun
Whose Euro exploits have been fun
He once was a Don
Our respect has now gone
Hope we beat them by five goals to one

[blowupsheep]

So Bojan is joining the Hun
Whose Euro exploits have been fun
He once was a Don
Our respect has now gone
Hope we beat them by five goals to NONE

Fixed that for you mate

[NaeMairNeeps]

Weel tonight jist wisna oor night,
Found oorsels wi' a sair uphill fight
But it fair baffles me
that oor Boss disna see,
that Siv Hiltne-Nilsen is shyte!

[swaddon2]

So "Once a Don always a Don"
Means b*gger all when you're a hun
Miovski's a dick
He makes me feel sick
So f*ck off Bojan, ye're a cun...

[Don Julio]

Given the Dons current plight
When everything?s seemingly sh1te
A poem or ditty
Or anything witty
I can?t find the motive to write

[Don Julio]

There once was a man from Jonkoping
Said yes when Dave Cormack came knocking
Set off like a train
But his cup win?s in vain
If this free fall he cannae be stopping

[NaeMairNeeps]

There was a young wiinger called Karlsson,
who would keep the ba' rather than passin'
Said his Boss, Yim Thelin,
'fit the fk were ye daein?'
Ye should hae jist left it tae Clarkson!'.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Once, a fan of Dundeh Unittid,
Oft questioned by whom he was knitted
To a home game did stray
When the game was away.
Have you ever known one more dimwitted?