AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

These days, posting on this here site,
is a mare associated with night.
When asked if I'm 'human'
I scream 'fa the f**k are you min?'
Come on Sibo min, this is ****e!

[Don Julio]

A made up joke rather than a limerick, but seemed the appropriate place for it (we need some cheering up).


Why did the Rowie throw himself at the feet of the Buttery?

[Don Julio]

He was a forward Roll.

[swaddon2]

The Dandies have murdered The Dee
Which made all the fans shout "yippee"
The team is now stable
We'll move up the table
We're winning the league now, says me

[swaddon2]

The Dons have been battered in Greece
Which fair made me choke on my piece
Our players are sh*te
Yes, you hear me right
Maist of the c*nts are nae eese

[blowupsheep]

The Dons have been battered in Greece
Which fair made me choke on my piece
Our players are sh*te
Yes, you hear me right
ALL of the c*nts are nae eese

Fixed that for you pal