AFC limericks

[Don Julio]

Thair once wis a teuchter named Andy
Who managers found affae handy
Nae touch and nae pace
Oft caught oot o´ place
But noo a 500 capped Dandy!

[ByeByeScum2012]

There once was a manager called Deek,
Who’s approach was incredibly meek.
But one more phuck up,
And we’re out of the cup,
And he’ll be sacked by the end of the week

[NaeMairNeeps]

A scouser hun minker called Gerrard,
Thought he was the best boss the gers e'er had
'gainst the diets in the quarter,
got ripped a new farter
and took a pumpin right up the derrier 'ard

[NaeMairNeeps]

There once was a team called rangers
who presented opponents great dangers
They would fair leave the boot in
when the ref 'wisna lookin'
But alerted him when requiring of favours

[NaeMairNeeps]

... **** it ... Ah'm pullin the cairt here .... c'mon radges ... Ah'll gie ye a few first lines tae get yer teeth intae ... wi easy and nae so easy rhymes ...

... A former radio presenter ca'd Traynor

... An Aberdeen Legend called Miller

... A midfield playmaker, Jim Bett

... A cup winnin scorer Dave Robb

... A talented dandy Zerouali

... and ... jist for fun ...

... A Dutch born Moroccan, Touzani

... A prolific goalscorer called Mackie ( careful noo ... the 'Hamiltins' are watchin!)

[DJR1979]

The league start in 1999,
to be fair was anything but fine,
6 games and no goals,
a defence full of holes,
and at coners a full Conga line.

[RedStarTorphins]

The Dons have a manager called Del,
And from a great height his stock fell,
One up with an hour to go,
Game management & defenders, on you go,
His tactics they can go to hell.

It’s not exactly Poet Laureate stuff, but you get the gist

[Don Julio]

There once was a young man from Leeds
Last minute loan for our striker needs
Played just one game
15 minutes of fame
All hope of goals now recedes...

[NaeMairNeeps]

A guy known as Ronnie Hernandes
signed a four n' a half deal wi the Dandies
of the Covid 19,
he was shown tae be clean
but he's noo got a dose o' the jandeez

[pieandbovrilman]

There once was an Aberdeen 8
After losing they did celebrate
They were pictured on Twitter
Mrs Sturgeon didn’t titter
Now none of them are allowed past the gate

[RED_JOHN]

McInnes has been here too long
His tactics of football is a bit of a pong
We fans really need a bit of a cheer
But our players prefer a night on the beer
So football for us has stopped for now
As Sturgeon has become a bit of a cow
Our players did admit they were wrong
But Del is still a bit of a dong

[pieandbovrilman]

Dave Cormack took over from Wiggy
We all hoped he’d break into his piggy
The fitbas been sh ite
8 went oot for a night
And got caught oot trying to get jiggy

[NaeMairNeeps]

The Dons signed a player on loan,
Derek swears he's nae injury prone.
The press have revealed,
we're preparin tae field,
a 6 foot 10 tall traffic cone!

[Don Julio]

The Dons signed a player on loan,
Derek swears he's nae injury prone.
The press have revealed,
we're preparin tae field,
a 6 foot 10 tall traffic cone!

Guess which one of these it is...

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[57vintage]

For ****'s sake, some of you boys must think that scansion is used to hud up goalnets or used to play on the left wing for us.

Dinna give up yer furlough.