AFC limericks

[pieandbovrilman]

Red John’s rhyming is funny , that’s true
His limericks are often askew
He tries to address
But it’s often a mess
Red John , it’s back over to you....

[RED_JOHN]

It’s only for a laugh on the site
I admit that my versions are not right
But can we all not agree
That it brings a bit glee
And it’s a change from the normal forum sh!te

[Don Julio]

Tho' Super Kev seems a good bloke
He just cannae claim to be 'woke'
Was he up till dawn?
if not why'd he yawn?
With every phrase that he spoke

[Don Julio]

There was once was a Dane named Ebbe
Fond of a joke and a bevvy
Results were quite poor
We cared not, for sure
To us he was legendary

[Don Julio]

There once was a refo called Collum
Who looked more than slightly like Gollum
His whistle, his precious
His rulings, they vex us
But we still Stand Free and so sod him

[NaeMairNeeps]

Though we aye wish the worst tae befall him,
A good job today by ref, Collum.
Popcorn Teeth did complain.
Said he had a poor game.
Get a grip min ya kunt, fit's yer problem?

[Don Julio]

I thought it was funny that he never said which decisions he didn’t like.

[ByeByeScum2012]

Though we aye wish the worst tae befall him,
A good job today by ref, Collum.
Popcorn Teeth did complain.
Said he had a poor game.
Get a grip min ya kunt, fit's yer problem?

Beforehand it was a fair punt,
That the ref would give nothing we’d want.
And though we did get 2 spot kicks
Against the cheating unwashed pr!cks
He’s still a useless Tim c unt

[NaeMairNeeps]

Wi Collum, we're usually facin,
11 vs 12 - and a pastin.
But abody kens,
Awardin thon two pens,
Is one day in the life o' a mason

[NaeMairNeeps]

It wis roon aboot half time at Tannadice,
Fan a hoor she got peyed tae tak aff her tights.
And efter the match,
she discovered her snatch,
wis infested wi rodent sized parasites

[NaeMairNeeps]

A young Dons playmaker, Lewis Ferguson,
Wi the lassies, the effort he fair pits in.
He says "dinna get gobby,
"or Ah'll summon the bobby ...
" ... and Ah dinna mean Constable Hermiston!"

[NaeMairNeeps]

Fae ma neighbour's hoose came a big roar,
as the last pen the Serbs failed tae score.
As Ah screamed a big 'YAAASSSS!'
Ah saw ma cat's arse,
disappear like a shot oot the door.

[NaeMairNeeps]

In the diddy cup game v St Myron
On all cylinders the Dons werena firin
A howler fae Lewis
Wis the last straa tae screw us
Fan the fiick is McInnes retirin?

[ByeByeScum2012]

We were bound to struggle that night,
For the managers tactics weren’t right.
Half the players he picks
Are complete useless pr!cks
And Ojo is worse than sh!te

[pieandbovrilman]

But Deek will nae get the boot
Nae his fault so many were oot
A ready made excuse
To deflect the abuse
Fae fans that were pissed as a newt