AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

... jist thinkin .... the idea o' makky up Latin (see New Club Motto thread) opens up great possibilities for limerick rhymes

.. and so ...

Gubbdus tunilus v Livius
Operandus Modus v Hibius
Obviouslius Hideous
Macinus Oblivious
Non conscientia in optimus tacticius

[NaeMairNeeps]

Erratus per Captanus Joluis
costus non unus but tuis
bangerium Insertum
elevatius rectum
non selecto til radjus impruvus

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ach ... fit the Fk .... seasons ower ... time we got the limericks goin again ....

A manager named Stephen Glass,
rarely had the dons fans screamin' "YAAASSS"
so much time on the ball,
but producin' fk all,
til he found himsel oot on his arse.

Jim Goodwin did take the decision,
tae take up the manager's position.
Top six for the takin,
but Jeeziz, fock sake min,
He near took us doon a division!

[NaeMairNeeps]

There was a defender called Andy,
One hundred percent a top Dandy.
'Once a Don' it is said,
You're for evermore red.
Even tho ye might sign for 'Ferranti'

[NaeMairNeeps]

An' back tae Latin?

Managerius Jimmius Gudwinius
Non improvius onus Macinnius
Strikerus cum Banjus
Coozersus non spankus
et defensores leakus ut seivius.

[NaeMairNeeps]

In addition tae bumpin' this thread, Ah read back fae page 1 ... what a fkn laugh! ... Ah dinna care that some stuff didna qualify as bona fide limerick ... a lot o' it, correct or nae is jist funny as fvck .... cheers abody for yer efforts ... we aa need a lift right noo ... and Ah'm fairly lifted

... Ah feel Ah need tae hit one mair up tho ... lookin back ...


An ex-poster, the worst of aa his sins,
he referred tae his neighbours as 'the Hamiltons'.
Fitba fans we may be,
but tae a man did agree,
Yer racism stinks, we're nae havin it min.

[StandfreeFM]

I've nae checked on AbMad for a while
Wondered if it's still folk spewing bile
Some threads that did age
But 'Limericks' on first page
Best thread that's on here by a mile

Cheers for bumping Neeps min

[57vintage]

Lim'ricks are governed by meter
Essential as Paul is to Peter
Anapestic preferred
But some here have erred
And totally fuucked up scansion, rhyme scheme, rhythm etc almost as criminal to language scholars as the actions of a wife-beater.

[pieandbovrilman]

The Dons signed a boy fae Albania
So exciting it’s like beatlemania
Yiber is noo a Dandy
I hope his legs are nae bandy
It could be as scary as being in Transylvania

[NaeMairNeeps]

Lim'ricks are governed by meter
Essential as Paul is to Peter
Anapestic preferred
But some here have erred
And totally fuucked up scansion, rhyme scheme, rhythm etc almost as criminal to language scholars as the actions of a wife-beater.

Ace min .... yer now regarded in my non-existent book as a creative writer as well as a 'rock hard toldie up the airse' grammar nazi! ... respect!

[NaeMairNeeps]

A new signing called Ylber Ramadani
Plays fitba in the style o' proper mannie.
Donsdaft reserves comment
Awaitin his moment
tae declare him a mannie wi a fanny!

[Donanddusted]

A new signing called Ylber Ramadani
Plays fitba in the style o' proper mannie.
Donsdaft reserves comment
Awaitin his moment
tae declare him a mannie wi a fanny!

Burns would be proud.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Burns would be proud.

Hemen ,,, if he turns in eez fkn grave ... it'll be at least a reaction

[NaeMairNeeps]

But hey ....

A long, long dead poet named Rabbie
thought the Dons' latest season was shabby
Of great 'offness' was pissed.
in his grave he did twist,
On hearing we'd signed Ramadani

[ByeByeScum2012]

There was a yank chairman called Dave
Whose appointments were stupid not brave
So hopefully soon
He’ll phuck off to the moon
And we’ll get the success that we crave