AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

There was a yank chairman called Dave
Whose appointments were stupid not brave
So hopefully soon
He’ll phuck off to the moon
And we’ll get the success that we crave

Good stuff min ... yer meter, scansion, rhyme scheme, rhythm etc are spot on! ;
)

[ByeByeScum2012]

Good stuff min ... yer meter, scansion, rhyme scheme, rhythm etc are spot on! ;
)

Don’t have a clue what you’re on about but cheers 😀👍

[ByeByeScum2012]

The cash spent so far has been sparse
But one signing’s a real bloody farce
So Dave to be clear
I’ll give you a steer
You can stick your Tim loans up your arse

[57vintage]

^^^^
Very good.
9.5

[pieandbovrilman]

Once again the Dons borrow a Tim
And it’s gone doon a storm with oor Jim
C’mon Dave min be flash
Start spending some cash
The pishy pants are smelling quite grim

[TheDeeDon]

Dave min, fit have yeh done.
Signed another tim on loan, but at least it's nae a hun.
You have Reed John spouting mair pi sh than usual and the season has no begun.
and to pi8S him aff even mair, you signed a defender fae Wycombe.

[Donanddusted]

Pam Ayres would be spinning in her grave.
If she was dead.

[nice1simmy]

There was a man called Red John
Who pretended he was a don
He's full of sh!te cos he's really green and white
Thats why the hat told him "be gone"

[redscot]

Pam Ayres would be spinning in her grave.
If she was dead.

Thats the worst one yet.

[RED_JOHN]

RED_JOHN doesn’t except what is not right
Like borrowing Tims for our season campaign fight
Some fans though will do as their told
Buying season tickets and DNA subscriptions to kid on their bold
But the reality is they will be fleeced and in for a fright

[NaeMairNeeps]

76 League cup final, Dave Robb,
Was our hero who finished the job.
Joe Harper, it is said,
Told his mate of red head,
"Could hae knocked that ane in wi ma knob!"

[57vintage]

Welcome, Ylber Ramadani
Looks like a richt Proper Mannie
But if he dives in the box
You’ll hear my stern vox
“Get UP, ye big fuuckin fanny”.

[pieandbovrilman]

The managers name it was Jim
Some say he may be a Tim
Putting that aside
We know that he tried
But he could be headed for the bin

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Reds forum guy, balls of Bisconti,
Felt our best game we were not yet quite ontae
Jim Goodwin's prompt Sacking
Was the extent of his backing,
F**k knows far his mind his hae gone tae.

[NaeMairNeeps]

A well nifty forward Miovsky,
Repeatedly denied goalies chioce-ski
As well as goal scorer,
he's an in-aboot-torer'
Lang contract or nae, he'll be off-ski