AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Besuijen, correct spelling of name,
pronunciation, less correct to the same.
Besuijen, like 'neeps heughin',
Sky Sports chose 'best wye in'
Ach tae **** min, Vinnie, get on wi the game

[stewarty27]

The boards intellectual called Vintage.
Of brains this boy had no shortage.
Well Red in all matters.
would tear you to tatters.
57 is not in his dotage.

[NaeMairNeeps]

57, tis true he is quite old,
as an uber-grammar Nazi, unrivalled
What remains of his hair,
he continues to tear,
with each badly set phrase he has eyeballed

[Don Julio]

There once was a chairman called Dave
Whose decisions were ever so ‘brave’
Post Darvel (the shame…)
Jim Good did not blame
And so now our future looks grave

[erchieplum]

The chairman the manager backed
Fan abidy wanted him sacked
His response to the game
Wis mair o the same
And the fans their y fronts they kacked!

[erchieplum]

The chairman the manager backit
Fan abidy wanted him sackit
His response to the game
Wis mair o the same
And the fans their y fronts they kackit!

updated to be more Scots as it is still Burns night

[Teddy Bear]

There once was a chairman called Dave
Whose decisions were ever so ‘brave’
Post Darvel (the shame…)
Jim Good did not blame
And so now our future looks grave

Brilliant 🤣

[NaeMairNeeps]

The Dons' Football Monitoring Board,
A humungous own goal they have scored.
Instead of a sacking,
our boss they are backing,
when he should have been put to the sword.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Dave Cormack, an adopted American,
Seems tae mak sh!t decisions when e'er he can
By sparin' Jim Goodwin,
tae the fans put the boot in.
For integrity, file alongside Tommy Sheridan.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Wi a solitary one win in ten,
Vs St. Mirren the Dons 'go again'
Fans got what they wanted,
Jim Goodwin's been punted.
But we still canna f**kin' defend.

[Don Julio]

Can I hae a shottie o yer crystal ball neeps for this week’s lotry?!

But only if yer prediction huds watter, ken?

[Don Julio]

Mr MacDonald meet Mr Pollock
Nae time fur mare, noo off fur a frolic
Yer baith centre backs
And that’s the key facts
Nae goals or we’ll all drop a *******

[NaeMairNeeps]

A horrible nutcase ca'd Lennon,
Had choppers the colour o' Lemon.
Wi Dave's dental floss
As a perk for the boss,
A deal wi' the Dons he'll be pennin

[NaeMairNeeps]

Oor interim manager, Barry,
Has this notion oor future is starry
Tells the lads "rin aboot"
"Get intae them - boot! boot!"
"And ma tenure will nae be temp-rarry!"

[RED_JOHN]

Our chairman is on the hospital bed
Leaving our hopes of a quick new manager dead
In his place will be a lad called Alan from Motherwell
So hello Alan and welcome to hell
Now get your finger out and appoint a boss like what was said