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  • #61
    Originally posted by MadAmster View Post
    Just heard the Origami Channel has changed, it's gone paper view.
    thats a good one

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    • #62
      R.I.P. My neighbour Dave who told his wife he was just popping out for some sewing thread �� but spent the full day down the pub.
      Gone but not for cotton!

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      • #63
        Saw a young Spanish boy crying. I said "it's nearly Christmas, a time for joy. Why are you crying?". He replied "Police nabbed me Dad"

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        • #64
          Originally posted by MadAmster View Post
          Saw a young Spanish boy crying. I said "it's nearly Christmas, a time for joy. Why are you crying?". He replied "Police nabbed me Dad"
          you get a lol for that one

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          • #65
            Originally posted by MadAmster View Post
            Saw a young Spanish boy crying. I said "it's nearly Christmas, a time for joy. Why are you crying?". He replied "Police nabbed me Dad"
            Read that in the accent. Jajajaja

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            • #66
              I'm a bit thick, took me a while to get it ha

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              • #67
                Originally posted by SithHappens View Post
                I'm a bit thick, took me a while to get it ha
                Don't worry, Sith happens

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                • #68
                  I've just completed research into the effects of alcohol on walking.... the results are staggering.

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                  • #69
                    I once told a chemistry joke, it didn't get a reaction

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                    • #70
                      Q.Why did the Mexican take anxiety medication
                      A. For Hispanic attacks

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                      • #71
                        I think Tim Vine took over the forum

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                        • #72
                          Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
                          A. An impasta

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                          • #73
                            Do you all a cow who's playing a guitar a moo sician?

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                            • #74
                              If he remembers what colour eyes you have after a first date, you've probably got small tits

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                              • #75
                                What's the difference between an illegal boat person and ET? ET eventually went home.

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