OT - One liners

[Trickytreesreds]

Just heard the Origami Channel has changed, it's gone paper view.

thats a good one

[MadAmster]

R.I.P. My neighbour Dave who told his wife he was just popping out for some sewing thread �� but spent the full day down the pub.
Gone but not for cotton!

[MadAmster]

Saw a young Spanish boy crying. I said "it's nearly Christmas, a time for joy. Why are you crying?". He replied "Police nabbed me Dad"

[Andy_Faber]

Saw a young Spanish boy crying. I said "it's nearly Christmas, a time for joy. Why are you crying?". He replied "Police nabbed me Dad"

you get a lol for that one

[Ramshank72]

Saw a young Spanish boy crying. I said "it's nearly Christmas, a time for joy. Why are you crying?". He replied "Police nabbed me Dad"

Read that in the accent. Jajajaja

[SithHappens]

I'm a bit thick, took me a while to get it ha

[MadAmster]

I'm a bit thick, took me a while to get it ha

Don't worry, Sith happens

[MadAmster]

I've just completed research into the effects of alcohol on walking.... the results are staggering.

[Ramshank72]

I once told a chemistry joke, it didn't get a reaction

[MadAmster]

Q.Why did the Mexican take anxiety medication
A. For Hispanic attacks

[SithHappens]

I think Tim Vine took over the forum

[MadAmster]

Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An impasta

[MadAmster]

Do you all a cow who's playing a guitar a moo sician?

[Geoff Parkstone]

If he remembers what colour eyes you have after a first date, you've probably got small tits

[Geoff Parkstone]

What's the difference between an illegal boat person and ET? ET eventually went home.