Tweet
Visited my 91 year old neighbour this morning to ask her if she needed to go to the shop for anything. When it's icy outside we really should help each other. I'm now starting to get worried about her as she's been gone 4 hours and I'm starting to get hungry...
-
-
It appears that the residents of Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the residents of Abu Dhabi do...Comment
-
One to no doubt cause offence in certain quarters of the forum.
Two muslims walking down the street dressed in niqabs. One turns to the other and asks her friend "does my bomb look big in this?"Comment
-
Ive just paid for my mother in law to take a trip to Paris. Thats how much I hate the FrenchComment
-
My local Greek patisserie was burgled last night.
Police are looking for a man wearing a baklava!Comment
-
To be a horse rider or not to be a horse rider.
That is Equestrian!Comment
-
I have a large variety of Bee Gee impersonator's false teeth for sale.
I have a mass of chew sets!Comment
-
It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.Comment
-
I rented my other house out to a soldier I thought was a Captain. He's done a runner owing 6months rent. It seems he's a Left tenant.Comment
-
The Chinese have banned gambling in Katmandu... apparently they don't like Tibet.Comment
-
But Kathmandu is in Nepal...
The Chinese have banned gambling in Lhasa .. apparently they don't like TibetComment
-
What’s the difference between a pedant and a pendant?Originally posted by Geoff Parkstone View Post
One is usually found hanging from the ceiling…and the other is a light fitting.
Comment
-
LolComment
-
I thought my new GF was the one. Then I took a lok in her knickers drawer. I found a nurse's uniform, a French maid outfit and a police uniform. I came to the conclusion that, if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.Comment
-
Brooklyn Beckham says he had it tough growing up. In all honesty, we had it worse. We had to listen to his Mum singing.Comment
Comment