OT - One liners

[SithHappens]

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[Andy_Faber]

Welshmen, sheep...

I don't think you're going to get the reaction you may have hoped for.

But he would have done if he?d told it first

[Andy_Faber]

I’m not one for telling jokes online but I love a good comedian. Check out Des Bishop, a Chinese speaking Irish American, absolutely hilarious and so much of it off the cuff

[MadAmster]

I used to think The Temptations were Indian... turns out it was just my Imagine Asian, once again, running away with me

[macstheman]

Don't ring us, we won't ring you!

[MadAmster]

As we're all avid readers, I ordered 4 Kindles off Amazon. They've only gone and sent me a Two Ronnies DVD.

[ramAnag]

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise? He brexit.

[MadAmster]

Farage - millions are coming into this country from abroad
Journo - In small boats
Farage - no, electronically into my bank account

[Geoff Parkstone]

I heard a very sad joke yesterday - Keir Starmer.

Also I have always wondered if Trigger would call him Dave

[MadAmster]

Not a one liner as such but this music video amused me...

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DX_-wN0Ihcm/

[Geoff Parkstone]

Guy goes into a bar and the barman makes him the perfect Tom Collins cocktail and asks what his IQ is: he says 160. The barman chats to him about astrophysics and string theory.

Intrigued the goes into the same bar the next day, gets another perfect cocktail and answers 100 to the question about his IQ. The barman chats to him about soap operas and reality TV.

The next day he goes to the same bar, has the perfect cocktail and answers 65 to the question about IQ. The barman responds Free Palestine.