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Unspectacular drive to start (1y), and got up near the green, but not on it, on my 2nd shot (2g+1y) I could think of at least 3 words it could be, so bunkered myself as I burnt my 3rd shot to try and give myself a better chance of a par.
Turns out it was non of the 3 words I could think of 😫 (still 2g+1y) but on my 4th shot, with the letters I had left to use, i could only think of one more word it could be, and it wasn't that either😂 but it gave me another letter in it's proper place plus a different one (3g+1y) so my shot out of the bunker left me a 6 incher (if only said my wife 😉 and I completed for a bogey 5.
1y
2g+1y
2g+1y
3g+1y
5g
UTM
Better than my missus.
I thought she we was bigging me up the other week. Overheard her pal say ‘what!! he gave you 8 inches?’
To which the reply came ‘yeah, he pushed it in twice’
Bogie 5, never was much good at golf.
half decent drive to fringe of rough, 1y 1g
5 iron just short of green 2g
overshot chip shot 2g
underweight putt 3g
twitchy 5 footer 5g
Bogie 5, never was much good at golf.
half decent drive to fringe of rough, 1y 1g
5 iron just short of green 2g
overshot chip shot 2g
underweight putt 3g
twitchy 5 footer 5g
That twitchy 5 footer is every womans dream jake 😉 UTM
Thought the heavy drinking inspired my gameplay yesterday so just carried on drinking in the clubhouse overnight and sneaked a flask of single malt onto the bat carrier.
Inspired opening serve - 2 g and 2 y. I changed my opening serve style yesterday and is paying off handsomely with alternating opening words. Worked a treat again - right onto the green thingy and simple pot for another buzzard. So excited I had another swig and fell over. Looking closely at the final put, it could only be one word!! The buzzard is mine! I shoot with a big grin and lo! It wasn't that word, it was a different ****ing word!
In a fit of rage at being denied the predatory bird that I thought I had caged for the 2nd day running, I chased off a posh couple who looked at me funny whilst waiting for me to get my act together.
Finally I converted the puck with my 3rd shot for a...what do you call it when you get a 3? I don't ****ing know. I hate golf.
Thought the heavy drinking inspired my gameplay yesterday so just carried on drinking in the clubhouse overnight and sneaked a flask of single malt onto the bat carrier.
Inspired opening serve - 2 g and 2 y. I changed my opening serve style yesterday and is paying off handsomely with alternating opening words. Worked a treat again - right onto the green thingy and simple pot for another buzzard. So excited I had another swig and fell over. Looking closely at the final put, it could only be one word!! The buzzard is mine! I shoot with a big grin and lo! It wasn't that word, it was a different ****ing word!
In a fit of rage at being denied the predatory bird that I thought I had caged for the 2nd day running, I chased off a posh couple who looked at me funny whilst waiting for me to get my act together.
Finally I converted the puck with my 3rd shot for a...what do you call it when you get a 3? I don't ****ing know. I hate golf.
2 g 2 y
4 g
5 g
In this game it's a birdie 3 pup, and a nice one at that. UTM
Rain rain and yet more rain but I chose to play through it. Wiped it from my eyes and drove well down what I thought was going to be a Par 3 today. 1g, 2y.
Grabbed an iron from the bag and whacked it hard, might as well used her iron from the cupboard! 1y, 2g.
On I went again stumbling over a divot and yet again 1y, 2g. Nothing wrong with the choices I made as they all made words….. but the wrong ones 😄
Chip onto the green with a hopeful whimper…. Yes! 4g
Right you two hat I’ve got you this time and heh presto 5g
+1over leaves me on +4 over after four holes.
At this rate I should be 5 for 5 tomorrow 🤣
Nice drive from the tee (2g) which set up a great 2nd shot (3g) onto the green within 2ft, and although these can be tricky, I put it straight into the hole, the wife was ecstatic (5g)
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