RJ for manager. Forget Robson or all these foreign charlatans. RJ is our man, and with his in-depth knowledge of everyone in world football he will quickly pull together a top coaching staff to support him.

We want RJ, we want RJ, we want RJ.

We have the perfect man on this board
To help us lift the SPL 'gourd'
With a superior brain
Of the beautiful game
He's better than most we'll afford