Never quite know what to make of this fella, he always struck me as someone who hated England when managing Croatia. We also know he’s a bi lingual, guitar playing qualified lawyer. Also, when watching him I can’t help but be taken in by his battle of ‘grow hair or shave it off’ due to his patchwork pate. Apart from that he looks and sounds like a KGB hitman!

At West Ham he made me sit up and take notice at the start, then it all went ‘saaaf’ and he hung around the touchline looking like a p1-5sed up groom at a wedding who’d seen the best man run off with his wife.

Question is, aside from his punditry commitments, why has nobody else touched him?

If he’s as desperate as Jenkins and co then it might be a case of one simple question.....

“So Slav whats it to be, KP or Planters?”




Oh nearly forgot....




.......LAI OUT!