Keir Starmer

[Donanddusted]

All food that is moist and hot along with most drinks is subjected to VAT at 20%. Some women too should perhaps be subject to VAT, even at say 10%, in these trying fiscal times - maybe a topic for discussion at one of the Green Party’s sponsored luncheons, Lorna?

That would be a wh0re of a thing to get through parliament.

[Shetland Don]

That would be a wh0re of a thing to get through parliament.

How would you broach the VAT-on-women question? If it was to be approached similarly to the 1984 VAT introduction on takeaway food, you’d need to get in the bit about “moist and hot”, surely? Maybe, though, if it was proposed at 10% then “damp and warm” would suffice!?