Bertie Bassett was admitted into hospital with gonorrhea.
Turned out he had been into allsorts.
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A man was admitted into hospital with a plastic horse inserted into his arse.
His condition is said to be stable!
Bertie Bassett was admitted into hospital with gonorrhea.
Turned out he had been into allsorts.
My sister and her husband lived next to a load of 5g phone towers and they?re concerned it's gonna affect the health of their children? you know, if they can stop having miscarriages.?
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wiped his bum
What?s blue and f.ucks grandmas?
Hypothermia
I bet my girlfriend oral *** that she couldnt beat me at arm wrestling. She won, and now she keeps rubbing my nose in it."