AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Only Alex is the Neil o' the three,
Fa's appointment a chance Ah wid gie
It's nae Lennon, it's Warnock,
So nae quite the panic
But, Jesus, f*ck sake, michty me!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Regardless of who we're against,
Neil Warnock will fix our defence.
Every Dandies defender,
will cry 'No Surrender'
and beatings galore will dispense.

[Don Julio]

A Motherwell opening spree
It was one and then two and then three
Then Duk was a star
And if not for VAR
We’d win thanks to Miovski’s knee

[Don Julio]

The workings of Neil Warnock’s brain
Last night we could not ascertain
Just one centre back
Drew all sorts of flak
Let’s pray not to see that again

[NaeMairNeeps]

Calling out to each Aberdeen fan,
Please indulge me and raise up your hand.
If your spirits are high,
and your underwear's dry,
And think we're a 'Challenger Brand'

[NaeMairNeeps]

An experienced boss is Neil Warnock,
still, he canna compete wi' Kilmarnock,
Nor the Saints nor the Huns
Still we might hae a chunce,
Next season at hame against Partick.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Warnock's face is nae pleasant tae ogle,
looks like it's been rolled doon the Broadhill
Unless Ah'm mistaken,
The late Francis Bacon,
once employed the auld fart as a model.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Dave C understands fans' frustration,
As we struggle to avoid relegation.
Says we'll soon get it right,
and we'll stop playin' sh!te
and pigs will perfect aviation

[swaddon2]

I think it is now time to panic
'Cos Warnock has brains like a bannock
Are we goin' doon?
We'll find out real soon
The reaction from us will be manic

[pieandbovrilman]

Play us and 3 points is a banker
Since Dave employed Colin the W@nker
But we can still win the cup
And be lapping it up
When we knock out the man we called Anker.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Warnock shields Shayden Morris fae abuse
"An attacker, nae a defender" - his excuse.
Yet Miovski gets a bummin
For 'defensive shortcomin'
Fair few screws loose aboot this auld hoose!

[swaddon2]

The morn, we're playing the Killie
If we win, then I'll cut off my willy
I think we've nae chance
So it's safe in my pants
If we do win, then I will look silly

[swaddon2]

A promise I made, you remember?
If we won, then I'd cut off my member
I've just set a date
To get rid of my mate
It'll be done 31st of September

[swaddon2]

The difference between Heaven and Hell
Is three points away at the 'Well
Will the Dons keep it safe?
Or will they play against Raith?
With this mob, you never can tell

[pieandbovrilman]

In the league we finally won a game
And a clean sheet awa fae hame
A few wins on the hop
Should avoid the drop
If nae Colin W@nkers to blame