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  • Last home game tonight for the Dons
    In a season that yielded some yawns
    Can we hit them for seven
    In the last home match for Leven
    Or will the Dons fans be leaving with groans?

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    • So farewell to Livingston’s placcy
      And distributor of waccy baccy
      Just as he did his time
      For his drug dealing crime
      Let’s hope they’ll no soon be backy…

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      • Ah'm hopin the Fairmers can win,
        Whilst at Ross we're bangin them in.
        Tho' Ah dinna like Levein,
        love for County Ah've neen
        Hope we show them their wye tae the bin.

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        • Fit happened tae thon gypit loon?
          Trolled oor posts sayin' we'd be gan doon?
          Since oor Premiership safety,
          He's fkd off richt hasty.
          Has he swapped Soonerlan for The Toon?

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          • The problem with limerick meter
            In nae kenning its Paul fae its Peter
            If it was “lim-ER-ick
            It would scan fine with “Derek”
            (McKay, 1970 Tim-beater)

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            • “ICT” an entity plastic
              With diet huns and history elastic
              Find themselves a farce
              Booted out on their arse
              And Scotland finds it fantastic

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              • Another fitba season's ower
                And we're nae even in the top four
                Stuck in bottom half
                It isnae a laugh
                And we're going to take it no more

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                • Now that it’s over thank feck
                  Let’s have a reality check
                  With Jimmy the Swede
                  Applying his heid
                  To the state of our footballing wreck

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                  • So Jimmy has finally made it
                    And memories of Warnock have faded
                    League Cup games come soon
                    12 points please, ma loon
                    Let's hope we're nae left feeling jaded

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                    • Day 1 of our Swedish adventures
                      Sees fans snapping up their debentures
                      Start well is their wish
                      So pants are nae pished
                      Or Dave will be needin’ new dentures

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                      • We now have a half-decent 'keeper
                        Kelle Roos gave us Dons fans the jeepers
                        The new guy's a Bulgar
                        Whose language is vulgar
                        RedTV must use the bleeper

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                        • So wee Connor Barron’s a Hun
                          Wi’ the Orcs he’ll be having his fun
                          To us now he’s dead
                          Even though we were lead
                          To believe he wasn’t a cun (with a silent t)

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                          • Fùck off then you cünt, Connor Barron
                            You’l be warmin the bench, nae starrin
                            Too big for yer boots
                            You’ll end up with the Jutes
                            And Forfarshire driveways be tarrin

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                            • It appears we've been conned by young Connor.
                              Our fans and our club he's dishonoured.
                              We thought he was red,
                              but he's joined the inbred,
                              as a permanent Sevco bench warmer.

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                              • Here's hopin new manager Yimmy,
                                is inspired by the legend o' Simmy.
                                'Heid First' wi' panache,
                                F**k yer Pope an' yer sash.
                                We're comin' for Teddy an' Timmy!

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