AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

Last home game tonight for the Dons
In a season that yielded some yawns
Can we hit them for seven
In the last home match for Leven
Or will the Dons fans be leaving with groans?

[Don Julio]

So farewell to Livingston’s placcy
And distributor of waccy baccy
Just as he did his time
For his drug dealing crime
Let’s hope they’ll no soon be backy…

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ah'm hopin the Fairmers can win,
Whilst at Ross we're bangin them in.
Tho' Ah dinna like Levein,
love for County Ah've neen
Hope we show them their wye tae the bin.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Fit happened tae thon gypit loon?
Trolled oor posts sayin' we'd be gan doon?
Since oor Premiership safety,
He's fkd off richt hasty.
Has he swapped Soonerlan for The Toon?

[57vintage]

The problem with limerick meter
In nae kenning its Paul fae its Peter
If it was “lim-ER-ick
It would scan fine with “Derek”
(McKay, 1970 Tim-beater)

[Bojangles9]

“ICT” an entity plastic
With diet huns and history elastic
Find themselves a farce
Booted out on their arse
And Scotland finds it fantastic

[swaddon2]

Another fitba season's ower
And we're nae even in the top four
Stuck in bottom half
It isnae a laugh
And we're going to take it no more

[Don Julio]

Now that it’s over thank feck
Let’s have a reality check
With Jimmy the Swede
Applying his heid
To the state of our footballing wreck

[swaddon2]

So Jimmy has finally made it
And memories of Warnock have faded
League Cup games come soon
12 points please, ma loon
Let's hope we're nae left feeling jaded

[Don Julio]

Day 1 of our Swedish adventures
Sees fans snapping up their debentures
Start well is their wish
So pants are nae pished
Or Dave will be needin’ new dentures

[swaddon2]

We now have a half-decent 'keeper
Kelle Roos gave us Dons fans the jeepers
The new guy's a Bulgar
Whose language is vulgar
RedTV must use the bleeper

[Don Julio]

So wee Connor Barron’s a Hun
Wi’ the Orcs he’ll be having his fun
To us now he’s dead
Even though we were lead
To believe he wasn’t a cun (with a silent t)

[57vintage]

Fùck off then you cünt, Connor Barron
You’l be warmin the bench, nae starrin
Too big for yer boots
You’ll end up with the Jutes
And Forfarshire driveways be tarrin

[NaeMairNeeps]

It appears we've been conned by young Connor.
Our fans and our club he's dishonoured.
We thought he was red,
but he's joined the inbred,
as a permanent Sevco bench warmer.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Here's hopin new manager Yimmy,
is inspired by the legend o' Simmy.
'Heid First' wi' panache,
F**k yer Pope an' yer sash.
We're comin' for Teddy an' Timmy!