AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

There once was a player from Millwall
Who came back up the road, he'd done f*ck all
He scored very late
Jimmy said "thank you, mate"
And he lent him his Daphne Broon s*x doll

[NaeMairNeeps]

Kevin Nisbet's contribution at Millwall,
Could be accurately summed up as dismal.
Deep in stoppage time he struck,
All the Reds screamed 'Thank F*ck!'
as the Dons left with 3 points from Dingwall

[Don Julio]

There once was a laddie called Nisbet
For whom McGrath’s head knock was kismet
Our efforts were moot
Till the ball left Shay’s foot
Passed under Devlin’s and then his met

[ByeByeScum2012]

The perfect record looked like it would go
Till Jimmy brought on Shady Mo
Great work on the wing
And now we can sing
The sheep have won 9 in a row

[Don Julio]

Ross County was full of intrigue
We showed zero signs of fatigue
Minute 97
A goal, we’re in heaven
And briefly were top of the league

[swaddon2]

Two weeks and no kick of a ball
It's Nations League time for us all
Scotland v Poles
There'll be lots of goals
For Poland, for Scotland f*ck all

[NaeMairNeeps]

An honour we rarely ever hear,
Was the France Euro team of the year.
Tims won it in 70
Huns? never did they.
83, Dons, so right up yer rear!

[swaddon2]

So the boy Luis Lopes is back
To bolster the Dandy attack
If he steps out of line
Don't give him a fine
Just give him an old-fashioned smack

[ByeByeScum2012]

To take back the invisible lad
Will make a fair few dandies mad
I really don’t want
The mercenary c*nt
To f*ck up the great start we’ve had

[swaddon2]

The winning streak moves up to ten
Good times at Pittodrie again
If we make it eleven
We'll all be in heaven
When we're heading to Hampden again

[swaddon2]

It's time for the Dons Hall of Fame
Hans, Brian and Matt are the names
But no room for Stewarty
At the AFC's party
Which is a damn crying shame

[swaddon2]

The Dons made it twelve v the Dee
And the fans left the ground full of glee
Are we winning the lot?
I don't see why not
It's up to the lads and Jimmy

[Don Julio]

So our win tally is now at a dozen
Which us Dandies are totally lovin’
But the cake topping cherry
Which makes us all merry
5 points on the mutants from Govan

[swaddon2]

The dandies are going for thirt een
When the Jambos come to Aberdeen
I can see us lot winning
To leave their heads spinning
All thanks to the lad Jim Thelin

[NaeMairNeeps]

The Farts fair gave us a battle,
but the lads fa like shaggin the cattle,
heid first got stuck in,
and pulled aff the win,
and sent the c*nts hameward wi fack all.