AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

The latest Dons game was a draa
About which there's nothing to craa
I tell you, ma loon
We'd better win soon
Or Europa League fitba's awa'

[RED_JOHN]

Nilsen damaged his eye during a peeking
Scantily clad women he was seeking
Twice this season injured eyes doing no drill
It was inflicted pain having a thrill
Please get back in midfield because it is reeking

[WhenTattieFlooredChas]

Nilsen damaged his eye during a peeking
Scantily clad women he was seeking
Twice this season injured eyes doing no drill
It was inflicted pain having a thrill
Please get back in midfield because it is reeking

I see you are no closer to working out the rhythm or meter of a limerick. The anapestic trimeter is something most 8 year olds can get to grips with.

Off you pop and give this a bit of thought:
(da) da DA da da DA da da DA (da) (da)
(da) da DA da da DA da da DA (da) (da)
(da) da DA da da DA (da)
(da) da DA da da DA (da)
(da) da DA da da DA da da DA (da) (da)

You can leave off the syllables in brackets - but 1, 2 and 5 MUST match each other, and 3 and 4 MUST match.

Maybe one day, but I hold out little hope given your general past performances.

Anyone got any suggestions why I usually learned friend struggles so much?

[swaddon2]

We've had none of these for a while
Perhaps they are goin' out of style
It's now my main passion
To put them in fashion
And add some more rhymes to the pile

[erchieplum]

The recent lack of new rhymes
Is perhaps just a sign of times
But if you've got it covered
While the rest are nae bovvered
It's hardly the worst of their crimes

[swaddon2]

Well if what you're saying is true
Then I'll say goodbye for the noo
There's been some good times
And some spurious rhymes
By some who I think have sniffed glue

[Don Julio]

Oh Swaddon, please don?t say it?s true
This thread would be lost without you
Each rhyme is a hit
With humour and wit
Like eggs a gold goose just might poo

[Don Julio]

Having won, despite all my fear
In part thanks to Craig Gordon?s rear
And red cards a puckle
It fair made me chuckle
To see the Tarts cry in their beer

[RED_JOHN]

Celtic in the final of the cup
We won often when I was a pup
These days we are too lazy to win
My goodness that is a terrible sin
Please grab a beer and have a good sup

[NaeMairNeeps]

We've made the Scottish cup final,
'gainst a club which once pasted us nine - nil
If we lift silverware,
nae bugger will care,
if third place goes doon the urinal

[erchieplum]

The Hearts fans are a'a fairly greeting
At wir help fae oor pal brither Beaton
Fan he Devlin sent aff
It wis jist for a laugh
Despite accusations o cheating
😉

[Don Julio]

When anyone mentions John Beaton
I think of his Hun loving cheatin
So it?s been quite a tonic
If rather ironic
To see the Hun Lite and their greetin

[NaeMairNeeps]

Ah've a rehearsal tomorrow at one,
So Ah'll miss half the game v Der Hun.
But Ah'll sing wi' much passion
If we gie them a thrashin'
an' Ah'll get steamin' drunk fan Ah'm done.

[Don Julio]

As the day of the final drew near
We travelled with less hope than fear
But we wore red, sang loud
The Dons did us proud
And we shamelessly shed the odd tear

[swaddon2]

The Sellick support are quite bitter
Cos their treble went right down the sh1tter
They should sook it up
Cos we won the cup
So they should stop moaning on Twitter