AFC limericks

[57vintage]

There once was a poster called John
His rubbish made everyone yawn
Made out he was a genius
But had a very tiny *****
From stayeing at home watchin ****

Like.

[RED_JOHN]

There once was a poster called John
His rubbish made everyone yawn
Made out he was a genius
But had a very tiny *****
From stayeing at home watchin ****

That’s not the correct spelling of staying….decent effort otherwise.

[RED_JOHN]

A temp’rary gaffer named Robson
“Doing quite a good job, son”
But when it comes to his payment
He’ll be rending his raiment
As his payslip reads “Here’s thirty bob, son”.

That was absolute rank

[blowupsheep]

A temp’rary gaffer named Robson
“Doing quite a good job, son”
But when it comes to his payment
He’ll be rending his raiment
As his payslip reads “Here’s thirty bob, son”.

Another one that has not really quite got the hang of this limerick malarkey

[mondo_notion]

Another one that has not really quite got the hang of this limerick malarkey

Ouch vintage, that's gotta hurt!

[57vintage]

Another one that has not really quite got the hang of this limerick malarkey

See post 116, sucker. I was teaching this stuff before the best bit of you was staining the mattress.

[NaeMairNeeps]

When writing in limerick form
One really must study said norm.
Attention please pay,
A-A-B-B-A
Rhyme structure one has to conform.

[57vintage]

I think that it’s nearing the time
When on my high horse I must climb
Since overt, not sublim’nal
Some efforts are criminal
Acts against scansion and rhyme

Months ago, Neeps min. Keep up.

[Pittodrie1903]

There once was a goalscorer called Duk
His exploits made all the huns puke
He terrorised piss poor defenders
And sent them all on huge benders
Lets hope noone from england will look.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Months ago, Neeps min. Keep up.

Tho' scansion may oft be ill fitting,
In judgement I'm loathe to be sitting
The more taking part,
the more fun if not art
Tho' admittedly some rip my knitting

[NaeMairNeeps]

There was an ex-Dandy called Robertson,
Whose existence alone some find bothersome.
To the hun he defected,
tho not unexpected,
.... he being his birth mother's brother's son

[RED_JOHN]

What a time we take to pick a boss
Our board seem to be at a loss
It could be a lot more fun
If we put away the gun
Then we wouldn’t need to fire the dross

[Don Julio]

Here cometh the age of Red John
The epitome of a true Don
He knows all the tricks
To end all the licks
Managerially number 1

[RED_JOHN]

Aberdeen once conquered and won
Nowadays is nowhere near as much fun
Alex Ferguson had us at giddy heights
Jim Goodwin had a team full of sh!tes
But being a Don is far classier than being a hun.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Fairmer's keeper will wish to forget.
that a flick fae McDonald was met
wi' a save fae an angle
bounced up aff eez ankle,
and ended up ticklin' the net.