AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

Red John isnae great at the rhymes
He's tried and he's failed many times
Will they ever be right
Or always be sh*te
Will he be jailed for these horrible crimes?

[Don Julio]

If there’s one thing that gets on my tits
It’s a failure to understand it’s
So just teach your kids
It’s just means “it is”
A possessive the ‘strophe omits

Apologies - not an AFC limerick, but hey.

[swaddon2]

Next week the Dons are playing Hacken
Who sent the Lithuanians packin'
Last time, they were beat
I would like a repeat
And we give the Swedes' erses a smackin'

[StandfreeFM]

Hatred of the NFL thread
Sheer envy it has to be said
Although it belongs on Main Page
In attempt to engage
We do it mostly to mess with your head

[NaeMairNeeps]

In oor last 16 cup game v Binos
A win, but nae comfy for nane o's
The job it got done,
But much pish it did run,
The full length o' ZakkTheMakk's chinos

[57vintage]

Like.

[swaddon2]

Big game for the Dandies tonight
A European game under the lights
We're going to Sweden
A result we are needin'
Please play well, and dinna be sh*te

[NaeMairNeeps]

The Dons went up against Hacken,
Oor fans gave them plenty o' backin'.
Oor luck was fair oot,
Until Devlin did shoot.
At Pittodrie we'll gie them a smackin'.

[NaeMairNeeps]

We came back wi a vengeance v.Swedes
Our teams fighting spirit succeeds
As we say, we are red.
We declare they are dead,
And look forward tae dancin on their heids

[NaeMairNeeps]

An ex-Don called Gary McKay Steven,
Jumped intae the Clyde tae go sweemin.
Regarding his reason,
he said 'Ah wis bleezin ..
paralytic an' guttered an' steamin.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Alternatively ....

GMS and the rest o' his team,
toddled ower tae the Clyde for sweem
Georgie cried here goes nuthin
his mates ran aff laughin
Leavin Georgie tae flap an' blaspheme

[NaeMairNeeps]

Correction ... (why the fvck did Ah decide his name wis George?? ... Senior moment )

GMS and the rest o' his team,
toddled ower tae the Clyde for sweem
GARY cried here goes nuthin
his mates ran aff laughin
Leavin GARY tae flap an' blaspheme

[swaddon2]

I don't want to be "that guy", but it was actually the River Kelvin that he took a dip in.

[NaeMairNeeps]

I don't want to be "that guy", but it was actually the River Kelvin that he took a dip in.

Ah can live wi that

[swaddon2]

Today the Dons picked up a draw
The performance was less than braw
The players were lucky
Lucky, lucky, lucky
As Kylie Minogue used to craw