AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

The Dons have just beaten the Clyde
So I gave my fave sheep a good ride
The owner of the farm
Wants to do me some harm
So now I need somewhere to hide

[NaeMairNeeps]

Tonight at Pit o de reee,
dismal Dons will try dumpin' Dundee
A 'must-win' for certain,
or Baz will be sportin
a face like an auld burst settee

[NaeMairNeeps]

Tonight, if we dinna start scorin',
oot the exits oor fans will be pourin'
The punters in red,
Will demand baz's head
wi' their underwear dreepin' wi' urine

[NaeMairNeeps]

It's Dons v Dundee at Pittodrie.
Will Robson outsmart Tony Docherty?
Up against the Dark Blues
should we happen to lose,
Will the reason be tactical poverty?

[NaeMairNeeps]

Gloomy night in auld Aiberdeen,
Barry's progress remains to be seen
A display of incompetence,
begats urinary incontinence
Now the board surely must intervene

[Don Julio]

So Barry’s the latest yo-yo
In the Dons’ new manager flow
With egg on our face
At ridiculous pace
We hire them and then let them go

[erchieplum]

So Barry's been given the dunt
Fa's next tae be offered a punt
I say wi nae malice
That this poisoned chalice
May nae tempt the gadgie we want *



*...and I avoided the C word !

[davydook]

So Robson's gone for a burton
I'm sure the lad will be hurtin
But when I see the front runners
There appears to be hunners
I bet it's a woke wi a skirt on.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Persistin' wi' 5 at the back,
is fit got Barry Robson the sack
'tween that an' the snotters,
been handed his jotters
There wis only so much we could tak

[ByeByeScum2012]

So Barry was sh!t out of luck
His back 5 really did suck
But Dave don’t be a d!ck
And appoint a real pr!ck
You can get your Neil Lennon tae fu^k

[NaeMairNeeps]

Whilst success for a manager's a rarity,
it depends on fit it's compared wi'
But ye surely can bet
that faa'ivver we get,
He's nae gan tae be the 'New Fergie'

[swaddon2]

The Dons v the Tims was a draw
Something that no-one foresaw
Next up is the Hun
Which could be some fun
An away win would stick in Boyd's craw

[NaeMairNeeps]

At full time v Celts, honours even.
Take a pat on the back, Peter Leven.
Next up is Snake Mountain,
should be gae them a poundin'
some progress we may be perceivin'

[NaeMairNeeps]

So it's Warnock for interim high heidyin
Fae the morn til the end o' the season.
He's prone tae blue-nosery,
and fingerin the rosary,
Oor board should be strung up for treason.

[Don Julio]

An allergic reaction tae Neil?
It seems like he disnae appeal
Folk pishin their breeks
That he loves BAITH the cheeks?!
Me? A jist hope he dis weel