AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Weel, michty me that wis jist murder.
Can we really regress ony further?
Anither right doin'
Maks torturous viewin
Can performances get much absurder?

[ByeByeScum2012]

We started the season on fire
We thought Thelin was our new Messiah
But then the daft c#nt
Started Ambrose up front
And the resulting performance was dire

[NaeMairNeeps]

In defence o' oor Peter 'A'
He wis better than maist fae today.
But 'tween him Kev an' Ester,
Ah'd rether play Fletcher
until we've a fit Pape Gueye

[swaddon2]

The Dons form is not very nice
As we go to the home of the lice
But the game will be brill
When we cuff them four nil
Pete Ambrose and Sokler score twice

[ByeByeScum2012]

The Dons form is not very nice
As we go to the home of the lice
But the game will be brill
When we cuff them four nil
Pete Ambrose and Sokler score twice

Swaddon I hope you are right
And we pump them on Sunday night
But its Cornhill for you
If you think Pete will score two
As he really is totally sh!te

[RED_JOHN]

Jimmy and his Dons had maybe hit a ceiling
Winning all the time was a good feeling
Now it?s all went wrong
Heavy defeats create a pong
Emergency work in January could be a healing

[NaeMairNeeps]

A Danish born winger, Jeppe Okkels,
Has signed for the *********gin' yokels.
When ravishin' ruminants,
He displays such exuberance,
He'll surely fit in wi' the locals.

[swaddon2]

The Dons are now seeking new players
To shut up the many naysayers
It causes offence,
Our porous defence
I hope we can find good ballplayers

[NaeMairNeeps]

So 'sh33psh@ggin' is now a banned word,
As is' t33n' - don't ye think it's absurd?
Why nae ban the word 'red'
and declare the site dead?
ya c*nt f**kin skittery turd.

[NaeMairNeeps]

The Lat centre back, Kristers Tobers,
has signed for the Dons fae 'Grashopers'
In bolstering our defence,
The effect will be immense
in bailing out our 'slippery-slopers'.

[swaddon2]

The Dons have signed the boy Kristers
So, a'body, lock up yer sisters
But maybe he's gay
Not a problem, no way
Maybe he just likes the misters

[NaeMairNeeps]

As we all say "Farewell Jimmy C"
It's clear the Dandies agree,
Saved oor club fae the drop,
Did nae bad in Eu-rop
And served up a chuckle or three.

[swaddon2]

The Dons run is f*cking insane
Six months since we last won a game
But some new players are here
To give us some cheer
And bring the Scottish Cup hame

[swaddon2]

The lads from Dundee, hit for six
Which must be a kick in the dicks
But coming real soon
The Dons will hit toon
A clean sheet for him 'tween the sticks

[erchieplum]

As the planets align in the stars
Jimmy's squad do the same v the Pars
With play bold and gallus
Our aurora borealis
Will shine brightly ...(well subject to VARs !