AFC limericks

[57vintage]

The league and those pug-Ugly Sisters
Were foiled by Pittodrie resistors
An obsession with banking
More cash through their wânking
Developing dual-hand blisters

[swaddon2]

On Wednesday we're back at Pittodrie
Recent form for the Dons has been tawdry
We should beat the Saints
But easy, it ain't
We need a good end to our story

[swaddon2]

At the start of the year they were zeroes
Now, here in May, they are heroes
Jim Goodwin's a fud
And Robbo's no dud
We'll be changing our pound notes for Euros

[mondo_notion]

We'll be changing our pound notes for Euros

It's confirmed euro football is looming
Across the channel we'll hopefully be zooming
Bosnia Herzegovina
A quick RIP here for Tina
The red army again will be be booming.

[57vintage]

A huge infestation of lice
Was domiciled at Tannadice
Where divisional demotions
Are more than mere notions
Not once, nor twice but now thrice

[Br0chred]

A huge infestation of lice
Was domiciled at Tannadice
Where divisional demotions
Are more than mere notions
Not once, nor twice but now thrice

Their deluded fans expected a crown
But the pjms ended up with a frown
Their fitba was Shyte
To everyone's delight
They are going down down down

[pieandbovrilman]

A good laugh we all got last night
The Pikey’s again proved they’re sh!te
Some went to their forum
With the utmost decorum
By f’uck they didna half bite!

[NaeMairNeeps]

There once was a premiership team,
Who's shirts were of bright tangerine.
'Jim'll fix it' they reasoned,
But they kick off next season,
A division below Aberdeen.

(Sook that ya Pikey Jute peg sellin Minks .... Ah posted this up on their page and they can tak it doon if they like cos Ah took a screenshot as proof it was up there even if briefly )

[swaddon2]

So the season has come to a close
But we end with a right bloody nose
The DABs won't come up
And we're winning both cups
Cos I am a mannie that knows

[57vintage]

The Jutes’ relegation is sweet
A lovely Spring season treat
They may shout and bawl
But it proves to us all
They’re the second-best club on their street.

[Donanddusted]

There was a team called United
Everytime they played they'd shyte it
At the end of the season down they went
With barely a player who tried to fight it.

[NaeMairNeeps]

Donanddusted ... good effort ... so nearly there min ... if only ye'd got those short 4th and fifth lines sorted .. cos, ken? the standard has been so high of late ... maybe the rhythm o' yer last line needs a wee tweak as well ...

Ah'll help ye oot here.

There was a team called United
Everytime they played they'd shyte it
The season now spent,
Doon the plughole they're sent
With barely a player to fight it

.... there ye go, it's still yours, but if Ah wanted tae claim it as mine, Ah'd replace yer fifth line wi ...

Which got left all good Dons fans excitit!

[NaeMairNeeps]

Jim Goodwin said fixing the defence,
was a caker for anyone with sense
Bottom six games all done,
Joot points total none.
Four goals scored and twelve goals against

[NaeMairNeeps]

(57 cynicism tribute effort)

The PJMs are goin' down
Goin' down, goin' down, goin' down
Goin' down-diddy-down,
A-dum-down-diddy-down
Diddly-down-da-dum-diddy-dum down ..... like our fuukin quality of life as opposed to the cost of living, and like our chances of turning it around when fuucking morons are still readin the fuuckin Puss and Urinal and standin fuuckin Nigel Fat-radge a pint in the fuuckin Prince o' Wales an' refusin tae entertain the notion that the fuuckin SNP hae been daein a fuuckin Rangers 1872 job wi oor nations finances since fuuck knows fan. Otherwise, for me? .. Ah'm neither here nor there

[ByeByeScum2012]

The season is over at last
Some horrors are now in the past
Time for a break
Top signings to make
And hope the close season goes fast