Today's Limerick

[Spuddy Speight]

I've just seen a UFO
It was darting to and fro
You might have heard this story before
But I too got a knock on my door
And a Man in Black said, ' Hello'

[Ericsladkilnhurst]

There was a priest, the dirty beast
His name was Alexandra
He had a pr*ck 5 inch's thick
Oh boy it was a wanger
He shoved up a gypsy girl, hair has dark as charcoal
In the dark, he missed his mark, & shoved up her ar*ehole.

[Spuddy Speight]

Last night we were parked in Garstang
When our van was attacked by a ram
Good old Cousin Lou
Just knew what to do
And we all feasted on mint sauce and lamb

[sota]

Our manager is a fatty
When we lose he gets quite ratty
He swears a lot
He?s lost the plot
We should have stuck with Matty

[Spuddy Speight]

Christmas comes but once a year
And we should all be full of cheer
But some people don't feel it
They're so full of sh!t
And SE and PR are still here



Anyone for a Pukka pie?

[Spuddy Speight]

When The Cobblers arrive don't you fret
We'll give 'em a good game I'll bet
We'll push 'em and shove 'em
Even prod and boss 'em
Until we find the back of their net

[Spuddy Speight]

I once met a Fifi La Mar
A very pretty woman by far
But what did I know
When I had her in tow
That she used to be a rock star

[millersrus]

The self proclaimed fully enlightened
Take up battle for the seemingly frightened
Such a righteous crusade
How quick will it fade
Quickly i hope, change right hand.

[Spuddy Speight]

Do SE and PR know what they're doing
If some supporters start booing?
When The Cobblers come to Town
Will they knock us down?
Or will we give 'em a right old shoeing?

[millersrus]

on Saturday the millers take field
We've witnessed the axe being wield
Who ever turns out
They need fans to shout
Cmon you reds and grievances healed.

[Spuddy Speight]

We're off in our van me and our Gert
With our youngest son who's called Kurt
Should we send an apologee
To TS or SE?
Or merely submit a self cerf?

[millersrus]

Went to blackpool in the back of a van
No alternative for a work away fan
Riley’s had no tickets
not about to miss it
A case of get there however you can

[Spuddy Speight]

Billy Bob from just outside Heanor
Got freaking meaner and meaner
He didn't eat much food
'Cos he thought it was rude
That's why he looks so much leaner

[Spuddy Speight]

Next up we're down at Field Mill*
Does that give you a chill?
Or are some of our knockers
Just plain off their rockers?
Can we beat The Stags one nil?


*Field Mill currently known as the One Call Stadium for sponsorship reasons.

[Brin]

Rovers and Taylor part
Their fans thought he was a fart
Try has he might
His tactics were s.hite
Us Millers knew that from the start.