Today's Limerick

[Spuddy Speight]

Rovers and Taylor part
Their fans thought he was a fart
Try has he might
His tactics were s.hite
Us Millers knew that from the start.

Today methinks you've just trumped my offering, Brin.

[howdydoo]

His bellend hat was woolly
He was bit of a mouthy bully
He was reasonably local,
and not very social
So he got told to fu@k off back to Ulley

[UlleyMiller]

His bellend hat was woolly
He was bit of a mouthy bully
He was reasonably local,
and not very social
So he got told to fu@k off back to Ulley

Have the younger blokes been tweaking your insecurity again? Bless.

[OneJohnnyQuinn]

We now have a manager called Steve.
But many fans want him to leave.
If he gets a few wins.
They'll forget all his sins.
And then maybe start to believe

[Spuddy Speight]

We now have a manager called Steve.
But many fans want him to leave.
If he gets a few wins.
They'll forget all his sins.
And then maybe start to believe

This excellent limerick by OneJohnnyQuinn was edited by CAMiller at 5.03pm. Interesting. 🤔

[Brin]

This excellent limerick by OneJohnnyQuinn was edited by CAMiller at 5.03pm. Interesting. ��

Is it CAM knows how to spell believe? Could be owt pal knowing CAM.

[UlleyMiller]

Looks like he's sorted it out into separate lines, it was written like a sentence previously. Johnny must not have a return key on his keyboard.

I thought poetry encouraged artistic freedom, but CAM obviously disagrees.

[CAMiller]

This excellent limerick by OneJohnnyQuinn was edited by CAMiller at 5.03pm. Interesting. 🤔

It was showing all on one line so I just reformatted it to make it easier to read. Not that interesting really

[crookadile]

It was showing all on one line so I just reformatted it to make it easier to read. Not that interesting really

You might want to edit Brins post as well. SPEND

[Spuddy Speight]

Depends whether we accept the existence of a Multiverse or stick with the simplicity of a Universe. 🤔

[CAMiller]

You might want to edit Brins post as well. SPEND

I'd be here all day if I corrected all the grammar and spelling errors, especially with the recent replacement of all the apostrophe/quotes entered on a phone with a mystery ?

[Ronners]

There was our ex manager called Taylor,
Who's legacy was abject failure,
He went to the Gas,
Got handed his ass,
And ran away to become a sailor.

[Scum-Triumphant]

When finding young girls to squeeze
Prince Andy in no stranger to sleaze
For the son of the Queen
It is fairly Obscene
To help spy for the Chinese

[Brin]

Mansfield Town once a place full of 'scabs'
They walk sideways they've all got the crabs,
We're there for a win
Hopefully return with a grin
While their fans piss off home in some cabs.

[Spuddy Speight]

There was a young player called Zinger
Who was a remarkable winger
But with fags and booze
He consumed on a cruise
He's now a baritone singer