Man walks into Rotherham Job Centre asking to see the Manager.
Manager appears.
Man says, " I want a job".
Manager replies, " I've got nothing for ya."
Man says, " I'll be back a 10.00 am tomorrow morning."
Man walks out.
Sure enough man returns following day at 10.00 am demanding to speak to the Job Centre Manager.
Job Centre Manager appears. Man says, "I still want a job."

Job Centre Manager getting annoyed says,
Look, "I've told ya, we've still got nothing for ya!!!''
Nearby a Film Producer overheard the conversation between the man and Job Centre Manager.
Film Producer says, " Excuse me, but I'm looking for actors to star in a remake of the film, Titanic.
Man says, "And you can p*ss off. Don't you know who I am? I'm a local football manager."

Please note.
All characters in the above scenarios are completely fictitious and have no connection or bear any resemblance to anyone living or otherwise engaged in the afterlife.