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  • Today, the first day of the season
    For fans, to live this was the reason
    But it wasn’t to be
    And tonight no glee
    Unless we decide to get bleezin!

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    • In the seasons first game at Ferranti
      The Dons were a tad less than dandy.
      Inability tae pass
      on a pitch wi nae grass
      Caused the pishin' of many a panty

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      • Good effort from some of the posters
        I kent that you werenae a' roasters
        So let's keep it up
        While the Dons lift the cup
        And put it back down on a coaster

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        • I concur wi' the comments by Swadd.
          The latest new rhymes are nae bad.
          Each creative addition,
          a change fae punts pishin'
          and cheers us aa up on Ab-Mad

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          • For next week's limericks I have noted some possible rhymes that might be of use

            S plum dumb hum
            T pimms dims limbs
            W hankers flanker
            M hinging winging
            C Beaton fleeting heating
            P D M hicks flicks chicks

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            • OK, well, since we're makin' preparations aheid o' the game, here's one fae Mystic Meg.

              Big dive by a player of Timothy,
              Despite nae a Don in proximity
              The chuffed referee
              cries "Yass! Penalty!"
              Never doubt the inevitability

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              • On Sunday, the Dons play the Tims
                Of late, we've had not many wins
                But we'll turn it around
                At oor ain fitba ground
                And our faces will all show big grins

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                • noo it’s Zalgiris or Hacken
                  Plans for a jaunt we’ll be makin’
                  Some nips and some beer
                  We’ll sing and we’ll cheer
                  And send whichever one packin’

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                  • It looks like we're heading to Sweden
                    A miracle's what Vilnius are needin'
                    Fire up the St Clair
                    We're heading back there
                    For plenty of drinkin' and feedin'

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                    • Here come the fans of the Pope
                      With allergic reactions to soap
                      A boss with a smile
                      In the Hollywood style
                      And sisters that they love to grope

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                      • Beaten again by the Tims
                        Two games played, and yet zero wins
                        But I still have faith
                        It won't end in disgrace
                        Unlike the reign of Goodwin

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                        • On Friday we're off to Forthbank
                          To get our first win in the bank
                          I'll be so excited
                          If the Dons dinna sh*te it
                          I may even have a nice cup of tea after the game

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                          • If the Dons finally win the cup
                            I’ll bleat like a Randy old tup
                            I’ll sing and I’ll cheer
                            But I’ll nae drink any beer
                            A richt fine dram I will sup

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                            • Robson is under pressure from now
                              My claws are sharpened so MEOW
                              He was definitely the wrong choice
                              But I certainly won’t rejoice
                              I wanted him to do well before I started a row

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                              • Originally posted by RED_JOHN View Post
                                Robson is under pressure from now
                                My claws are sharpened so MEOW
                                He was definitely the wrong choice
                                But I certainly won’t rejoice
                                I wanted him to do well before I started a row
                                Robson's under pressure from now
                                My claws are now sharpened - meow
                                He was the wrong choice
                                But I won't rejoice
                                If he doesn't do well we will row

                                N.B. Not my sentiments

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