AFC limericks

[pieandbovrilman]

Today, the first day of the season
For fans, to live this was the reason
But it wasn’t to be
And tonight no glee
Unless we decide to get bleezin!

[NaeMairNeeps]

In the seasons first game at Ferranti
The Dons were a tad less than dandy.
Inability tae pass
on a pitch wi nae grass
Caused the pishin' of many a panty

[swaddon2]

Good effort from some of the posters
I kent that you werenae a' roasters
So let's keep it up
While the Dons lift the cup
And put it back down on a coaster

[NaeMairNeeps]

I concur wi' the comments by Swadd.
The latest new rhymes are nae bad.
Each creative addition,
a change fae punts pishin'
and cheers us aa up on Ab-Mad

[erchieplum]

For next week's limericks I have noted some possible rhymes that might be of use

S plum dumb hum
T pimms dims limbs
W hankers flanker
M hinging winging
C Beaton fleeting heating
P D M hicks flicks chicks

[NaeMairNeeps]

OK, well, since we're makin' preparations aheid o' the game, here's one fae Mystic Meg.

Big dive by a player of Timothy,
Despite nae a Don in proximity
The chuffed referee
cries "Yass! Penalty!"
Never doubt the inevitability

[swaddon2]

On Sunday, the Dons play the Tims
Of late, we've had not many wins
But we'll turn it around
At oor ain fitba ground
And our faces will all show big grins

[Don Julio]

noo it’s Zalgiris or Hacken
Plans for a jaunt we’ll be makin’
Some nips and some beer
We’ll sing and we’ll cheer
And send whichever one packin’

[swaddon2]

It looks like we're heading to Sweden
A miracle's what Vilnius are needin'
Fire up the St Clair
We're heading back there
For plenty of drinkin' and feedin'

[Don Julio]

Here come the fans of the Pope
With allergic reactions to soap
A boss with a smile
In the Hollywood style
And sisters that they love to grope

[swaddon2]

Beaten again by the Tims
Two games played, and yet zero wins
But I still have faith
It won't end in disgrace
Unlike the reign of Goodwin

[swaddon2]

On Friday we're off to Forthbank
To get our first win in the bank
I'll be so excited
If the Dons dinna sh*te it
I may even have a nice cup of tea after the game

[pieandbovrilman]

If the Dons finally win the cup
I’ll bleat like a Randy old tup
I’ll sing and I’ll cheer
But I’ll nae drink any beer
A richt fine dram I will sup

[RED_JOHN]

Robson is under pressure from now
My claws are sharpened so MEOW
He was definitely the wrong choice
But I certainly won’t rejoice
I wanted him to do well before I started a row

[WhenTattieFlooredChas]

Robson is under pressure from now
My claws are sharpened so MEOW
He was definitely the wrong choice
But I certainly won’t rejoice
I wanted him to do well before I started a row

Robson's under pressure from now
My claws are now sharpened - meow
He was the wrong choice
But I won't rejoice
If he doesn't do well we will row

N.B. Not my sentiments