AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

On Thursday, it's Dons v Helsinki
Oor form in the cup has been stinky
But I'm backing the lads
To make proud all their dads
Who'll celebrate with a takeaway chinky

[swaddon2]

The Dons have just beaten Frankfurt
But we're out of the cup, and I'm hurt
If they win us the cup
A big cheer will go up
And sheep farmers will be on alert

[pieandbovrilman]

If the Dons somehow lift the cup
It’s true, I’ll tak a fair sup
It might sound corny
But I get quite horny
And bleat like a Randy aul tup!

[swaddon2]

Performance today was just sh*te
They didn't put up a great fight
Yet more Hampden woe
Does Baz have to go?
Will Neil Lennon be on the next flight?

[NaeMairNeeps]

Got beat by thon dirty hun c**ts
But Ah'm still for gaein Baz a fair chunce.
In the league we are tenth,
but we'll gather oor strength,
So ye'll nae catch me pishin ma punts

[ByeByeScum2012]

Got beat by thon dirty hun c**ts
But Ah'm still for gaein Baz a fair chunce.
In the league we are tenth,
but we'll gather oor strength,
So ye'll nae catch me pishin ma punts

Quality

[pieandbovrilman]

Ode to a punt pisher

Yet again a cup final defeat
Another pish soaked bed sheet
It’s really nae fine
Being drenched in urine
But ma punts are just permanently weet!

[swaddon2]

I hope you're enjoying your Yule
And your hoose is quite warm, nae too cool
If you had a big lunch,
A few glasses of punch
Awa tae the lav, drap a stool

[swaddon2]

"Game's aff" comes the cry every time
It's inspired me to make up a rhyme
If we don't play them soon
There's a chance we'll ging doon
And wouldn't that just be a crime?

[NaeMairNeeps]

Oor games been cried aff again,
This weekend it might be the same
if yer goin tae watch Dolly,
Be sure tak yer brolly
Cos it's bound tae be pishin doon rain

[swaddon2]

It's close to the end of the year
It's not been a year full of cheer
In the year '24
Barry will be no more
From the play-offs, we will be clear

[NaeMairNeeps]

3-0 v Ross County, job done
Has our charge up the table begun?
Aa that rinnin aboot,
has paid dividends nae doot,
but the clincher was 4-2-3-1!

[ByeByeScum2012]

On the back five oor Barry’s reliance
Was looking more like an act of defiance
So stick with the four
And you’ll climb off the floor
We all know it’s nae rocket science

[NaeMairNeeps]

There once was a poster called Slider
whose sister allowed him to ride her
She enquired, "whaddya want?
My arse or my c*nt?"
He replied "I'll have both if not either!"

[swaddon2]

This weekend, no balls will be kicked
Out of boredom, a dog's arse I licked
It tasted quite bad
And the dog owner's dad
Was a copper, and so I was nicked